So what constitutes a HOG anyway?

You have to meet the Man! you have to drink with the Man! & then you have to slam someones head into a Flag pole!!!:D
some of you fellow Hogs might remember that at Blade 07??? Im sure the Boss does!!!:D
 
Ahh this thread contains lots of great advice, but I'm not yet prepared to call myself a hog. I think when I hit 5 blades at least, then we'll see. :D
 
Even though I shook the man's hand, I'm still a pork rind in my own mind.
 
Hogs are known to be almost blind. If you wave a bit of infi in front of them thay come running to the trough. They hog up any Busses they can find. It doesn't matter if they already have a model in the same handle and blade configuration they hog it up anyway. They have an INFInite appetite for INFI. Just like regular hogs they sit on a pile of INFI and rub it all over themselves. As long as the person tending them lets them have access to a credit card they never stop. I have heard that a hog with a couple of credit cards has been known to feed himself to death. The only thing that can sometimes control them is a dedicated sow (mate). A decent sow can normally keep them from hurting themselves while they wallow in piles of sharp INFI. Those so controlled spend a lot of time complaining about their soulmates and trying to collude with other hogs to find ways of jumping the fence and wallowing at online hog gatherings called Ganzas or else at nationwide gatherings called Blade Shows. Biologists are studying their behaviour as Hogs are considered to be the only mammals in the world that, if given the choice, will always choose more INFI over any and all other stimuli. One of the leading specialists on hogs called Jerry Busse can call SOOOOEY>>>>SOOOOOEY and hogs will come running from over 3,000 miles away.
 
Alex p. Schorsc said:
Hogs are known to be almost blind. If you wave a bit of infi in front of them thay come running to the trough. They hog up any Busses they can find. It doesn't matter if they already have a model in the same handle and blade configuration they hog it up anyway. They have an INFInite appetite for INFI. Just like regular hogs they sit on a pile of INFI and rub it all over themselves. As long as the person tending them lets them have access to a credit card they never stop. I have heard that a hog with a couple of credit cards has been known to feed himself to death. The only thing that can sometimes control them is a dedicated sow (mate). A decent sow can normally keep them from hurting themselves while they wallow in piles of sharp INFI. Those so controlled spend a lot of time complaining about their soulmates and trying to collude with other hogs to find ways of jumping the fence and wallowing at online hog gatherings called Ganzas or else at nationwide gatherings called Blade Shows. Biologists are studying their behaviour as Hogs are considered to be the only mammals in the world that, if given the choice, will always choose more INFI over any and all other stimuli. One of the leading specialists on hogs called Jerry Busse can call SOOOOEY>>>>SOOOOOEY and hogs will come running from over 3,000 miles away.
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That is one of the most factual things I HAVE ever READ!!!
 
Guyon said:
Even though I shook the man's hand, I'm still a pork rind in my own mind.
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I feel about the same way. I know a few out there that hasn't had the chance to "shake the mans hand" but are WAY bigger Hogs than I.

Take mercmaster for example, he's way out west and is very busy in the boating industry while Blade is going on. Does that not make him(and others) as big or a bigger Hog than many that have "shook the mans hand" ?

Heck NO, he (and others) are way bigger Hogs than I and many others that have made it to Blade...."shaking the mans hand" doesn't have one thing to do with being a Hog. If Jerry says your a Hog and you feel like a Hog, then your a Hog.

The induction dinner is a GREAT time and it is nice to shake Jerry's hand. I hope all Hogs get the chance one day...but if you don't your still a Hog.


BTW- Alex, that was hilarious!!!
 
Ken44 said:
I feel about the same way. I know a few out there that hasn't had the chance to "shake the mans hand" but are WAY bigger Hogs than I.

Take mercmaster for example, he's way out west and is very busy in the boating industry while Blade is going on. Does that not make him(and others) as big or a bigger Hog than many that have "shook the mans hand" ?

Heck NO, he (and others) are way bigger Hogs than I and many others that have made it to Blade...."shaking the mans hand" doesn't have one thing to do with being a Hog. If Jerry says your a Hog and you feel like a Hog, then your a Hog.

The induction dinner is a GREAT time and it is nice to shake Jerry's hand. I hope all Hogs get the chance one day...but if you don't your still a Hog.


BTW- Alex, that was hilarious!!!
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ITHOG> Too quick too easy no dues paid no good in my book.
 
Bravado said:
ITHOG> Too quick too easy no dues paid no good in my book.
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...so your a bigger hog than ALL the Hogs that hasn't made it to ATL:confused: I know many that you call ithogs that scored a SAR:eek::D

And didn't you mean = instead of < :p
 
Bravado said:
ITHOG= Too quick too easy no dues paid no good in my book.
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Seven Badger Salute sir!!!!
 
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