Got any more brilliant ideas there Cougar? Well keep 'em to yourself!
I sold my first consignment of Audiophile Air yesterday. $350,000 worth. Can you believe it?
Just when I was thinking, "Bladeshow's gonna be good this year...," my lawyer called this morning. It seems the widow is suing me for wrongfull death.
I figured that if oxygen-free was good for the cables, it would be good for the air too. Who knew?
My lawyer says we'll claim that at least he died happy knowing that he had, at long last, achieved his life-long goal of the perfect sound system.
I am pleased to announce, though, that thanks to new research provided to us by the plaintiff's attorney, the research scientists here at Harold Hill Labs have reformulated our Audiophile Air Product. Version 2.0 eliminates even more sonic (and respiratory) distresses. Customers of 1.0 can download an upgrade from our website for free.
Operators are standing by to take your call. Order now... I need the money.