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THERE IS A GREAT, GREAT LEGEND CONCERNING THE SOURCE OF POWER (OR MOJO) BEHIND THE PERFORMANCE OF BUSSE COMBAT KNIVES. IT IS RUMORED THAT...
rumored that JERRY USED
.....rumored that IT BEGAN.......
rumored that it began WITH MERLIN
with Merlin WHO CAST
who cast SPELLS UPON
who cast A SPELL
who cast AN INCANTATION
an incantation Upon IRON
upon iron. MERLIN BELIEVED
Merlin believed that iron
merlin believed THAT INIF
that iron ORE COULD
ore could BUILD EMPIRES
build empires IN DAYS.
in days. HOT COALS
hot coals, AND OTHER
and other FLAMMABLE ELEMENTS
flammable elements WERE USED
were used. BEFORE LONG
before long JIM HIT
Before long, THE PROLES
Jim hit THE CAT
the cat IN THE
the cat ON THE
the proles TOOK POLL
the cat IN THE
in the head with
head with A BUSSE
a Busse AND THEN
a busse. THAT MADE
and then REALIZED HOW
That made Merlin look
realized how FRIKKIN SHARP
merlin look BEHIND HIM
behind him AND SAW
in the PAW WITH
and saw A CANNON
and saw INFI STEEL.
a connon with incredible
paw with THE KNIFE
steel...WHICH HE
and saw infi steel. HE REALIZED...
the knife. THE CAT
the cat DID NOT
did not DIE, SO
did not SURVIVE FOR
die, so NEW STEEL
survive for VERY LONG
survive for LONG AFTER
new steel WAS BORN!!!
was born. THIS WAS
this was THE WAY
the way.....THE GREAT
the great....LOST MOJO
lost Mojo WAS ONCE
was once, found again
found again. ALL PRAISED
all praised MERLIN FOR
merlin for HIS WONDERFUL
his wonderful BUSSE KNIVES
busse knives. YOUR MAMMA.
your mamma bought another
bought another MR. MOJO
bought another INFI spatula
Mr. Mojo AND SPANKED
and spanked HERSELF SILLY
spanked silly. NOW SHE
now LOVES INFI
MORE THAN
more than HER HAIRY
in the MIDDLE OF
her hairy NEW FOUNDLAND
her hairy BLIND FISH
blind fish SECRET RECIPE.
Secret Recipe. Even so,
secret recipe. CENTURIES LATER,
cenruries later, SHE EVEN
centuries later THE BLIND
centuries later IT REMAINS
it remains THE LAST
the last KNOWN SAMPLE
sample of MOOSE MUFFINS
moose muffins AND OTHER
and other OUTDOOR PARAPHERNALIA!!!!
Outdoor Paraphanalia.!!! WE WONDER
we wonder WHAT EVIL
what evil THOSE KNICKERS
those knickers OF IRON
of iron FAIRY DUST
Fairy dust, PERCHANCE, WOULD
perchance, would EMPOWER STEEL!
empower steel! INFI NOW
perchance,would STIR ALIVE
infi now IS THE
stir alive MOLTEN FORGINGS
is the METAL DEMON
IS THE top of
metal demon ALSO CALLED
metal demon WITH SINS
with sins AND CONFUSION
and confusion BUT NO REMORSE.
no remorse. OR SORROW
...or sorrow, BUT JOY
But joy will come to those
but joy AND HAPPINESS
but joy IS CUTTING
is cutting BEER FARTS
and happiness CALLED BUSSE
called Busse WITH INSANITY
with insanity WE RULE
beer farts, EXPLODING BUTTZITS
we rule, PITY THE FOOL!
pitty the fool! A CATFISH
a catfish WAS THE
pity the fool THAT GOES
that goes INTO CHAOS
that goes KA BOOM
was the NINJA ASSASIN
ka bom. ALTOGETHER INCOHERENT
ka boom, DA Boomb
altogether incoharent THIS STORY
DA Boomb SHOULD RESUME
into chaos WITHOUT HIS
without his SENSE OF
sense of JUSTICE UNITED
justice united BY MOJONESS
by mojoness WITH LIBERTY
by mojoness and cold
and cold HARD STEEL
hard steel, NUCLEAR SHARP
nuclear sharp BATTLE BLADE
battle blade. WE NOW
We now, wish that
wish that MUTATED ZOMBIES
mutated zombies COME FORTH
come forth AND KICK
come forth TO DESTROY
come forth with MOJO
come forth WITH MOJO
with mojo UNTIL WE
and kick MERLIN'S SCRAWNY
merlins scrawny COMBAT BUSSEY!
combat bussey! MOJOLESS MERLIN
mojoless merlin PROCLAMED ALOUD
proclaim aloud I HAVE
i have CUT MY
cut my LEG OFF
leg off. WHO SHARPENED
who sharpened THIS KNIFE
this knife...DAMN IT
Damn it. I WILL
i will, ON MY
on my GIRLFREIND"S BREAST
girlfriend's breast, TAKE COMFORT
take comfort IN KNOWING
in knowing, THAT ALL
that all IS NOT
as it
as it APPEARS TO
appears to BE, FRIEND.
be friend. BUT ALAS
but alas, I RULE
i rule MY FATE
my fate BUT NOT
but not my Mojo
my mojo IS STRONG
is strong SMELLING, BUT...
smelling, but I PREVAIL
I prevail WHEREVER STINKY
wherever stinky BLADES ROAM.
blades roam. I PROCLAIM
i proclaim WITH THUNDERING
with thundering ANGER,IN
anger, in THE NAME
the name OF THEE
of three, O' MASTER
O'master INFI KING
infi king , RULER OF
ruler of FLATULENT MIDGETS
ruler of LONG WINDED
long winded, NUCLEAR DAZED
flatulent midgets WITH SCABBY
with scabby HANDS FROM
hands from MR. MOJO
hands from JERKIN' BEEF
Mr. Mojo THE VERY
the very MONKEY ARMED
monkey armed FAT MAN...
the very TOUGHEST BLADE
fat man, LITTLE DOG
monkey armed APE CREATURE
little dog, WITH BEER
with beer BLADE O'LEAR
with beer GOGGLES ON
with beer AND WINE
blade o'lear SWINGING LOW
swinging low AND RUNNING
and running LIKE THE
like the HELL HOUND
hell hound, its brother
it's brother, MOJO MAN
mojo man. LET ME
let me WHIP THIS
whip this OUT LADIES
out ladies AND GENTLEMEN
and gentleman, FOR ALL
for all TO SEE.
to see. MIGHTY BIG
mighty big STEEL SHANK
mighty big BUT CONTROLABLE
steel shank MADE FROM
made from INFI STEEL
infi steel AND MOJO
and mojo, BAD MOJO!
bad mojo. BUT GOOD
but good LOVIN' WILL
but good SLASHING ABILITY
slashing ability WILL ALWAYS
will always SMELL BAD.
will always WIN THE
smell bad. YEAH, But...
yeah, but FEEL SO
feel so WICKEDLY SMOOTH
wickedly smooth, BEYOND COMPARE
beyond compare, TO ANYTHING
to anything LIKE YOUR
like your HANDS HAVE
..hands have EVER FELT
hands have THE PURE
ever felt. WHENEVER THE
whenever the CHIPS ARE
chips are DOWN THE
down,the MR.MOJO
Mr. Mojo IS WITHIN
is within YOUR REACH
your reach, ALWAYS READY!!!
always ready TO EAT
to eat, THE BIG
the big BAD DOG
bad dog UP LIKE
bad dod AND HIS
bad dog PILE IN
The story up til and including page 10. Someone want to try make sense out of this.
This IS a stupid contest.
Have to catch a fligth to Spain. My girlfriend is waiting.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
/Colinz
rumored that JERRY USED
.....rumored that IT BEGAN.......
rumored that it began WITH MERLIN
with Merlin WHO CAST
who cast SPELLS UPON
who cast A SPELL
who cast AN INCANTATION
an incantation Upon IRON
upon iron. MERLIN BELIEVED
Merlin believed that iron
merlin believed THAT INIF
that iron ORE COULD
ore could BUILD EMPIRES
build empires IN DAYS.
in days. HOT COALS
hot coals, AND OTHER
and other FLAMMABLE ELEMENTS
flammable elements WERE USED
were used. BEFORE LONG
before long JIM HIT
Before long, THE PROLES
Jim hit THE CAT
the cat IN THE
the cat ON THE
the proles TOOK POLL
the cat IN THE
in the head with
head with A BUSSE
a Busse AND THEN
a busse. THAT MADE
and then REALIZED HOW
That made Merlin look
realized how FRIKKIN SHARP
merlin look BEHIND HIM
behind him AND SAW
in the PAW WITH
and saw A CANNON
and saw INFI STEEL.
a connon with incredible
paw with THE KNIFE
steel...WHICH HE
and saw infi steel. HE REALIZED...
the knife. THE CAT
the cat DID NOT
did not DIE, SO
did not SURVIVE FOR
die, so NEW STEEL
survive for VERY LONG
survive for LONG AFTER
new steel WAS BORN!!!
was born. THIS WAS
this was THE WAY
the way.....THE GREAT
the great....LOST MOJO
lost Mojo WAS ONCE
was once, found again
found again. ALL PRAISED
all praised MERLIN FOR
merlin for HIS WONDERFUL
his wonderful BUSSE KNIVES
busse knives. YOUR MAMMA.
your mamma bought another
bought another MR. MOJO
bought another INFI spatula
Mr. Mojo AND SPANKED
and spanked HERSELF SILLY
spanked silly. NOW SHE
now LOVES INFI
MORE THAN
more than HER HAIRY
in the MIDDLE OF
her hairy NEW FOUNDLAND
her hairy BLIND FISH
blind fish SECRET RECIPE.
Secret Recipe. Even so,
secret recipe. CENTURIES LATER,
cenruries later, SHE EVEN
centuries later THE BLIND
centuries later IT REMAINS
it remains THE LAST
the last KNOWN SAMPLE
sample of MOOSE MUFFINS
moose muffins AND OTHER
and other OUTDOOR PARAPHERNALIA!!!!
Outdoor Paraphanalia.!!! WE WONDER
we wonder WHAT EVIL
what evil THOSE KNICKERS
those knickers OF IRON
of iron FAIRY DUST
Fairy dust, PERCHANCE, WOULD
perchance, would EMPOWER STEEL!
empower steel! INFI NOW
perchance,would STIR ALIVE
infi now IS THE
stir alive MOLTEN FORGINGS
is the METAL DEMON
IS THE top of
metal demon ALSO CALLED
metal demon WITH SINS
with sins AND CONFUSION
and confusion BUT NO REMORSE.
no remorse. OR SORROW
...or sorrow, BUT JOY
But joy will come to those
but joy AND HAPPINESS
but joy IS CUTTING
is cutting BEER FARTS
and happiness CALLED BUSSE
called Busse WITH INSANITY
with insanity WE RULE
beer farts, EXPLODING BUTTZITS
we rule, PITY THE FOOL!
pitty the fool! A CATFISH
a catfish WAS THE
pity the fool THAT GOES
that goes INTO CHAOS
that goes KA BOOM
was the NINJA ASSASIN
ka bom. ALTOGETHER INCOHERENT
ka boom, DA Boomb
altogether incoharent THIS STORY
DA Boomb SHOULD RESUME
into chaos WITHOUT HIS
without his SENSE OF
sense of JUSTICE UNITED
justice united BY MOJONESS
by mojoness WITH LIBERTY
by mojoness and cold
and cold HARD STEEL
hard steel, NUCLEAR SHARP
nuclear sharp BATTLE BLADE
battle blade. WE NOW
We now, wish that
wish that MUTATED ZOMBIES
mutated zombies COME FORTH
come forth AND KICK
come forth TO DESTROY
come forth with MOJO
come forth WITH MOJO
with mojo UNTIL WE
and kick MERLIN'S SCRAWNY
merlins scrawny COMBAT BUSSEY!
combat bussey! MOJOLESS MERLIN
mojoless merlin PROCLAMED ALOUD
proclaim aloud I HAVE
i have CUT MY
cut my LEG OFF
leg off. WHO SHARPENED
who sharpened THIS KNIFE
this knife...DAMN IT
Damn it. I WILL
i will, ON MY
on my GIRLFREIND"S BREAST
girlfriend's breast, TAKE COMFORT
take comfort IN KNOWING
in knowing, THAT ALL
that all IS NOT
as it
as it APPEARS TO
appears to BE, FRIEND.
be friend. BUT ALAS
but alas, I RULE
i rule MY FATE
my fate BUT NOT
but not my Mojo
my mojo IS STRONG
is strong SMELLING, BUT...
smelling, but I PREVAIL
I prevail WHEREVER STINKY
wherever stinky BLADES ROAM.
blades roam. I PROCLAIM
i proclaim WITH THUNDERING
with thundering ANGER,IN
anger, in THE NAME
the name OF THEE
of three, O' MASTER
O'master INFI KING
infi king , RULER OF
ruler of FLATULENT MIDGETS
ruler of LONG WINDED
long winded, NUCLEAR DAZED
flatulent midgets WITH SCABBY
with scabby HANDS FROM
hands from MR. MOJO
hands from JERKIN' BEEF
Mr. Mojo THE VERY
the very MONKEY ARMED
monkey armed FAT MAN...
the very TOUGHEST BLADE
fat man, LITTLE DOG
monkey armed APE CREATURE
little dog, WITH BEER
with beer BLADE O'LEAR
with beer GOGGLES ON
with beer AND WINE
blade o'lear SWINGING LOW
swinging low AND RUNNING
and running LIKE THE
like the HELL HOUND
hell hound, its brother
it's brother, MOJO MAN
mojo man. LET ME
let me WHIP THIS
whip this OUT LADIES
out ladies AND GENTLEMEN
and gentleman, FOR ALL
for all TO SEE.
to see. MIGHTY BIG
mighty big STEEL SHANK
mighty big BUT CONTROLABLE
steel shank MADE FROM
made from INFI STEEL
infi steel AND MOJO
and mojo, BAD MOJO!
bad mojo. BUT GOOD
but good LOVIN' WILL
but good SLASHING ABILITY
slashing ability WILL ALWAYS
will always SMELL BAD.
will always WIN THE
smell bad. YEAH, But...
yeah, but FEEL SO
feel so WICKEDLY SMOOTH
wickedly smooth, BEYOND COMPARE
beyond compare, TO ANYTHING
to anything LIKE YOUR
like your HANDS HAVE
..hands have EVER FELT
hands have THE PURE
ever felt. WHENEVER THE
whenever the CHIPS ARE
chips are DOWN THE
down,the MR.MOJO
Mr. Mojo IS WITHIN
is within YOUR REACH
your reach, ALWAYS READY!!!
always ready TO EAT
to eat, THE BIG
the big BAD DOG
bad dog UP LIKE
bad dod AND HIS
bad dog PILE IN
The story up til and including page 10. Someone want to try make sense out of this.
This IS a stupid contest.
Have to catch a fligth to Spain. My girlfriend is waiting.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
/Colinz
