Something to laugh at.

Reading his descriptions makes me want to buy something. I like his face chisels pretty well. Unfortunately, when I brought it up with the boss, (LadyThud), she looked at me like I was crazy and asked "Are they INFI? No? Well there ya go."
 
"A nefarious plan has been set in motion and the domination of your very mind is the unavoidable end-game. Fight the power with Tandoc Tools! Our high-tech magical talismans will allow you to pierce the dark veil and fight valiantly for the truth. The mystical and mysterious principals of seven and nine are used in the construction of these priceless tools to bring you unequalled human significance and coincidental serendipity in a way that will amaze and befuddle the unbeliever! Many arcane spells have been cast and questionable formulas employed all in the name of joy and peace to bring you these magnificent implements. Demons and conquering aliens beware! "

I want a high tech magical talisman;):D
 
"Comes with a thoughtful Kydex thingy to make it even cooler!"
hehe. this guy is pretty hilarious.
 
Great site, unless his blades are very expensive, I'm after a "gruesome mess". He seems like a serious knifemaker who's not a serious businessman.
 
I heart Tandoc Tools! At least the website. Too awesome!

I need to see if he'll make me a kidney perforator or scrotum remover!
 
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