Matthew Gregory
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Hi Gang!
Matt Gregory, here. Perhaps you remember me from my previous epic sales thread. Well, I've got some exciting holiday news, for ya, punkin' - here's the SON of Exactimundo!!!!
As if you weren't sick of the first one, here's the LAST one!!!!
Note the similar lines, but the oh! not so subtle differences...
Sleek, slim, and half the weight of his hefty mother, the SON of Exactimundo is 1095 steel in 1/8" stock, the same nifty beveled edges, and chisel ground. Only this time, I've decided to make the new owner suffer by keeping it a FULL ZERO GRIND. That's right, kids, the victim that horks over their hard-earned cash for this lil' guy is going to be spending every waking moment sharpening the WHOLE FRICKIN' BEVEL, cuz that's how I roll.
It's part of the New Cruelty!!!!
YEAH!
The lovely cream-colored rayskin under the resin-soaked ito wrap is devilishly deceiving. Misleads you into believing that this is one of those cute and cuddly fashion knives that some of my competitors are offering. :couple_inlove:
But, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
This lil' bastard is a left-hand cutter.
PURE EVIL.
(Check it out! I just used TWO emoticons!!!! Woah!
...have you seen how many frickin' emoticons there are to choose from!??!?!?
I mean, what the hell is this::butterfly:
Where the hell are you going to be where THAT is going to come into use?
Or this one:
ig:
Or what about this one:anda:
...seriously? Furry Convention or some shit...??!?)
Anyway, the SON of Exactimundo is the LAST of this knife type you'll ever see from me.
Promise.*
Take a peek at it resting in it's synthetic-suede-lined sheath:
I tried like hell to line it with rich Corinthian leather, if only to be able to say it like Ricardo Montalban:
[video=youtube_share;E_HMIN0nGl0]http://youtu.be/E_HMIN0nGl0[/video]
Only problem - couldn't FIND any rich Corinthian leather. In fact, I'm not even convinced there is such a thing, and I'm sure as hell not digging around in a frickin' junkyard looking for upholstery scraps from some old shit-suckin' Dodge...**
Now, before everybody gets their panties all bound up, there's a caveat - Jester60 from the previous thread has dibs on this, and at least the right of first refusal, because he called seconds on the EXACTIMUNDO, and also because he had the funniest post in the thread, calling bull$h17 on me. And that counts for something. To me, at least...
IF Jester60 gives it a pass - then we'll call it an open sale to whoever asks for it and deserves it.
I cleared this with Moms, and she's cool with how this goes. She did, however, tell me that someone is going to lose an eye with the blade being so pointy. ***
$OLD includes shipping anywhere in the continental US via USPS. Email me and we can arrange other methods if necessary, or out-of-country sales. Paypal preferred. I'll eat the Paypal fees.
*full disclosure - I can't actually promise this, because I'm a sucker and if someone were to ask me real nice I'd likely be dumb enough to do it again. Maybe. But holy cow! they'd have to ask REALLY nice, so it's probably not gonna happen.
**full disclosure - I might actually dig around in a junkyard for this, just so I could say "Rich Corinthian Leather" all the time. But not right now.
***full disclosure - Moms did actually say that about the point. no $h17!!!! I didn't clear the sale of this knife with her, though. Really, she only barely approves of me making knives, especially DANGEROUS left-hand cutting ones! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
Matt Gregory, here. Perhaps you remember me from my previous epic sales thread. Well, I've got some exciting holiday news, for ya, punkin' - here's the SON of Exactimundo!!!!
As if you weren't sick of the first one, here's the LAST one!!!!
Note the similar lines, but the oh! not so subtle differences...
Sleek, slim, and half the weight of his hefty mother, the SON of Exactimundo is 1095 steel in 1/8" stock, the same nifty beveled edges, and chisel ground. Only this time, I've decided to make the new owner suffer by keeping it a FULL ZERO GRIND. That's right, kids, the victim that horks over their hard-earned cash for this lil' guy is going to be spending every waking moment sharpening the WHOLE FRICKIN' BEVEL, cuz that's how I roll.
It's part of the New Cruelty!!!!
YEAH!
The lovely cream-colored rayskin under the resin-soaked ito wrap is devilishly deceiving. Misleads you into believing that this is one of those cute and cuddly fashion knives that some of my competitors are offering. :couple_inlove:
But, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
This lil' bastard is a left-hand cutter.
PURE EVIL.
(Check it out! I just used TWO emoticons!!!! Woah!
...have you seen how many frickin' emoticons there are to choose from!??!?!?
I mean, what the hell is this::butterfly:
Where the hell are you going to be where THAT is going to come into use?
Or this one:
ig:Or what about this one:
anda:...seriously? Furry Convention or some shit...??!?)
Anyway, the SON of Exactimundo is the LAST of this knife type you'll ever see from me.
Promise.*
Take a peek at it resting in it's synthetic-suede-lined sheath:
I tried like hell to line it with rich Corinthian leather, if only to be able to say it like Ricardo Montalban:
[video=youtube_share;E_HMIN0nGl0]http://youtu.be/E_HMIN0nGl0[/video]
Only problem - couldn't FIND any rich Corinthian leather. In fact, I'm not even convinced there is such a thing, and I'm sure as hell not digging around in a frickin' junkyard looking for upholstery scraps from some old shit-suckin' Dodge...**
Now, before everybody gets their panties all bound up, there's a caveat - Jester60 from the previous thread has dibs on this, and at least the right of first refusal, because he called seconds on the EXACTIMUNDO, and also because he had the funniest post in the thread, calling bull$h17 on me. And that counts for something. To me, at least...
IF Jester60 gives it a pass - then we'll call it an open sale to whoever asks for it and deserves it.
I cleared this with Moms, and she's cool with how this goes. She did, however, tell me that someone is going to lose an eye with the blade being so pointy. ***
$OLD includes shipping anywhere in the continental US via USPS. Email me and we can arrange other methods if necessary, or out-of-country sales. Paypal preferred. I'll eat the Paypal fees.
*full disclosure - I can't actually promise this, because I'm a sucker and if someone were to ask me real nice I'd likely be dumb enough to do it again. Maybe. But holy cow! they'd have to ask REALLY nice, so it's probably not gonna happen.
**full disclosure - I might actually dig around in a junkyard for this, just so I could say "Rich Corinthian Leather" all the time. But not right now.
***full disclosure - Moms did actually say that about the point. no $h17!!!! I didn't clear the sale of this knife with her, though. Really, she only barely approves of me making knives, especially DANGEROUS left-hand cutting ones! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
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