Speedbonder 324 test results

tmickley said:
I had to read this again cause it was so funny. I wish I had seen it. I might still see it.

To be a valid glue war test, you would have to glue at least a half a dozen to a dozen samples in a row with different adhesives. THAT would draw a crowd I think.
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Glue about $2 worth of coins to the ground. First person with a torch wins the prize ($2)
 
When Super Glue first came out I was doing some electronic work at Oceana Naval Air Station ,in the RATCC ( Radar and air traffic control center).We often started our work at 3AM to avoid problems with the momentary glitches we caused in the communications while transferring equipment.By the time most of the folks came in, we were on our lunch break...and up to no good. We had some two part CA from Kodak to use to apply some metal to glass. It was amazingly powerful.

Outside the door of our work room, we glued a quarter to the linoleum floor. For an hour people tried to pick it up (From seamen to Captains). They all gave up after several tries. Finally a person buffing the floors came along and decided to use his gum scraper. He pried on it and popped off the coin....with a nice piece of floor still attached. He was really pissed, and when he saw us watching ( and laughing), he said he was going to get the maintenance supervisor about how we had damaged the floor. He left the coin and piece of floor next to the hole. As soon as he left, I took the piece, used a soldering iron to detach the coin, bonded the piece of linoleum back into place with the CA,quickly sanded it smooth, and used the buffer to buff the spot.The repair was invisible. We left another quarter sitting on the floor as if nothing had been moved. When he came back with his supervisor, he looked down at the coin, thinking we had just placed the piece of tile back in its hole. He told the supervisor that the coin was fused to the floor with some sort of strong glue, and couldn't be removed without the whole piece of tile being ruined, and how we must have placed the piece back in the hole. The supervisor reached down to check, and picked the coin right up. The floor was undamaged, and shiny.
He looked at the guy, grinned at us, and walked away with the coin. I don't ever remember getting a more f^c# y@u look than that guy gave us. We jokingly considered gluing his mop bucket to the floor one day, but decided against it.

Stacy
 
I know you're pretty worked up over that other thread Matt, but maybe you can find the slightest bit of peace in knowing that THIS thread pushed me over the edge... and I ordered some 324 and primer from Mr. Mickley! :D :cool:
 
I just used it for knifemaking purposes about 2 hours ago, actually... seems like pretty good stuff. It's kind of odd to be able to stick a pair of scales on, clamp 'em up, fiddle with something else for ten minutes, then get back to work on the knife. I'm trying it for something it wasn't ever really meant for (cocobolo scales), so we'll see how it holds up.

Nicky, I thought you were retired from knifemaking or something... didn't you give this stuff up for the porn industry?:D
 
Just because someone's a weenie doesn't mean they're in the industry, Matt.... :D
 
Thanks--I read the post wanting to learn from your test and got what I wanted plus a couple chuckles and a good all out laugh. good job---Steve
 
Well maybe a guy could use Speedbonder 324 to glue his weinie to his leg and stretch it out???
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:p
 
When I worked at Duke Medical Center we had a guy come in with his weinie super-glued to his stomach. His girlfriend thought he was cheatin.
 
Bruce only if your wife does a Bobbit first. Well this thread is going to break down fast now.
 
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tmickley said:
I had to read this again cause it was so funny. I wish I had seen it. I might still see it.

To be a valid glue war test, you would have to glue at least a half a dozen to a dozen samples in a row with different adhesives. THAT would draw a crowd I think.
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Wow ! that could get expensive using some inferior glues :D . Good test Matt , sounds like you want to keep that stuff off your fingers ;) . Paul
 
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