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Ilovetoolsteel

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I was listening to the radio while I was doing some electrical work in my basement and they had a showbiz news segement and it looks like a new Star trek movie is in the works, (early stages) Matt Damon will play a young James T Kirk during his time at the star fleet accademy.
 
Cool. I've been watching The Next Generations for a while now since my mother is always watching it when I come home from school.

On a side note, Captain Picard is soooo much cooler than Captain Kirk!:thumbup:
 
underaged, don't make me sail over there and spank you for being insolent. Capt. Kirk made it with a green biyotch dude. That has got to be the ultimate in cool!
 
Rat Finkenstein said:
I hope Tobey Maguire can pull off those stereotypical Kirk mannerisms.
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Anyone can speak like Kirk, simply start sentences slowly and get really fast towards the end;
"Weee comeinpeace":D
 
underaged! said:
Cool. I've been watching The Next Generations for a while now since my mother is always watching it when I come home from school.

On a side note, Captain Picard is soooo much cooler than Captain Kirk!:thumbup:
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Dude - what are you thinking about? Kirk got 10 times more "action" than Picard. If there is a way to measure cool that has to be it.
 
Maybe the new series oughtta star Bono. that guy probably gets more action (alien and otherwise) than Kirk and Picard, and Riker combined.
 
Ilovetoolsteel said:
Matt Damon will play a young James T Kirk during his time at the star fleet accademy.
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Sooooo....how much will they pay Ben Afleck to glue on those pointy ears? :)
 
Walking Man said:
BS... He just had a cooler crew.
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Cooler than Bones, Scotty, and Spock?!? Even their names were cooler! I would trade Sulu and Chekov for Data and Worf.
 
There is a good article in the new TV guide with J.J. Abrams, creator of LOST and Alias, who is going to direct the new Trek film.
 
Capt Kirk used the enterprise to cruise for chicks. He would take all the ships best officers and a red shirt to go down and check out the action.

Capt Picard would send people down to do StarFleet missions. Picard never did the 2 handed punch.:thumbup:

Going out drinking and looking for women--Kirk!

Commanding a ship---Picard.



Paul
 
We need to establish a reprogramming camp for poor, deluded fools who believe Picard was fit to wash Kirk's thrall training harness, much less think he was any comparison to Kirk.

Kirk is the man. If anyone could beat Chuck Norris in a fight, it would be Kirk, but only if he did the thing where he jumps in the air and kicks with both feet (TTWHJITAAKWBF).

Kirk's babe snaggin' abilities are legendary throughout the entire freakin' galaxy. He he even got cozy with Joan Collins when she was hot!

Given all of that, it is a tragedy of intergalactic proportions for them to cast a tool like Matt Damon to play the legendary Captain Kirk. I'd rather see Denny Crain-style William Shatner in a girdle and a wig using a walker than have the likes of that liberal weasel debase the role.

There are many, many better choices.
 
I believe that Paul is just a trifle jealous of Kirk (and who amonst us isn't?), who got more alien pussy than the entire cast of Babylon 5 combined. All that the Next Generation crew has is Riker......comparing Kirk and Picard in this category is like comparing Riker and Spock....

One can only imagine the original "Enterprise" with, instead of "NCC-1701" --

"Pussy Wagon"


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Had they existed in the mid-1960s, the Enterprise would have had 22 inch spinners.

Kirk knew how to keep his pimp hand strong!
 
So Kirk had the green chick, Picard got it on with the Borg queen, so they're both into freaky chicks, wouldn't you be in space? Picard got his share of women, but he's a frenchman played by an englishman so I doubt he'll ever be as popular as Kirk at least in the U.S.

Of course we all know Kirk was played by a Canadian... :rolleyes: :D
 
Do the borg have a handjob attachment??:jerkit:
Picard was a better captain and kirk was a better frat boy.There's nothing wrong with either.
Givve me 7 of 9, Dax and T'pal in a room with a 3 camera set up and I'll give you a trek movie that'll fill theaters worldwide.:D
 
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