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Kirk always did that 2 handed punch thing which is the fakest move ever! It reminded me of pro-wraslin' silliness. He did manage to take out a lot of Klingons with it though! :D But then again, the Klingons were smaller back then too.
 
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I...tellyou...itwasallreal!
 
I was never much of a trekki, but my kids grew up watching the next generation and were big fans. Personally I was always for the klingons, they knew how to throw a good party!:D
 
Star Trek:TOS (The original show) = real Star Trek
ST: TNG = Gay Star Trek
ST: DS9 = Better than TNG, but still not TOS
ST: Voyager = Annoying Star Trek, but got better
Enterprise = passable subsitute since TOS is only reruns now
 
TOS was good, but some of the plots and acting were incredibly corny
Most of TNG was excellent although everything carrying a message got old and it sometimes was pretty wussy.
DS9 was deeper than TNG and frequently better. Got uneven at the end, still exciting.
Voyager started off pretty good. By the last season it blew goats. Kept bringing out special episodes and forced plots with fan-favorite stuff to keep it alive.
Enterprise was awful for the first couple seasons. The Brannon/Braga duo should be beamed into space. I heard it got much better at the end, but I wasn't about to risk my health to find out.
 
rhino said:
Kirk's babe snaggin' abilities are legendary throughout the entire freakin' galaxy. He he even got cozy with Joan Collins when she was hot!
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Of course he had to go back in time to hit dat--waaaaayyyy back;)

Come to think of it, so did Spock, who went back thousands of years to wild thing it with Mariette Hartley.
 
rhino said:
Had they existed in the mid-1960s, the Enterprise would have had 22 inch spinners.

Kirk knew how to keep his pimp hand strong!
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HAHAHAHA! Made my day! I have visions of Kirk taking the Enterprise to Monster Garage and seeing what Jesse James could do with it.
 
JohnG said:
Of course he had to go back in time to hit dat--waaaaayyyy back;)

Come to think of it, so did Spock, who went back thousands of years to wild thing it with Mariette Hartley.
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Which proves that not only did Kirk and Spock have the right priorities, they were willing to do what it took to get the job done!
 
Random said:
HAHAHAHA! Made my day! I have visions of Kirk taking the Enterprise to Monster Garage and seeing what Jesse James could do with it.
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Think of them going clubbing on some planet with lots of Orion slave girls. I think Spock invented the non-dance dance, "Rock Away."

:D
 
jackknife said:
I was never much of a trekki, but my kids grew up watching the next generation and were big fans. Personally I was always for the klingons, they knew how to throw a good party!:D
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They also have the biggest coolest knives.... what does that say?
(major trek fan gal here) course they were also stupid in my opinion I still can't see how they managed to get warp drive working.
 
DS9 hit its stride in a battle. When that station let loose with everything WOW. Photon torpedoes everywhere.


Paul
 
I thought DS9 did personal interactions much better, too. I remember an episode that was entirely Garak talking to himself and it wasn't half bad.
 
DS9 did have a wobbley start but it did get better, it always did have engaging/interesting characters, poor early storylines didn't help. IMO the final couple of seasons kicked arse..
 
ABTOMAT-47 said:
I thought DS9 did personal interactions much better, too. I remember an episode that was entirely Garak talking to himself and it wasn't half bad.
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you mean the simple taylor.... gotta love those cardassians....
I liked DS9 too till Dax hitched up with Mr. Woof.... sheesh... how lame!
I started on the Enterprise seres on DVD it's pretty good but *I* can do without the "decontamination" scenes where everyone is giving back rubs LOL to the fogged lense...
 
Ilovetoolsteel said:
I was listening to the radio while I was doing some electrical work in my basement and they had a showbiz news segement and it looks like a new Star trek movie is in the works, (early stages) Matt Damon will play a young James T Kirk during his time at the star fleet accademy.
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http://shatneriskirk.ytmnd.com/
 
Ilovetoolsteel said:
I was listening to the radio while I was doing some electrical work in my basement and they had a showbiz news segement and it looks like a new Star trek movie is in the works, (early stages) Matt Damon will play a young James T Kirk during his time at the star fleet accademy.
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Can't wait for that one to come out thanks for the info.Now i have to get out all my Star Trek movies and watch them:cool:
 
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