While working at a cafe prepared meals all morning when the guy who had taken the shop's kitchen knives home (cheapskate's dinner party) came in three hours late.
Used my miltary to shave (was being a smart-arse, my knives are 'shaving sharp') itched like all buggery
Used my miltary to shave (was being a smart-arse, my knives are 'shaving sharp') itched like all buggery