"Strategic" knife?

[Thomas Linton]

Tactical, operational, covert, strategic, extreme duty.......all just names for a knife.

Me thinks the "marketing dept." has something to do with it...........

All this coming from a guy with a name like Paratrooper.

Hmmm: "a name like Paratrooper." Paragon? Paraguay? Parabolic? Paradigm? Paradox? Paraffin? Parakeet? Parasol?

 

[Jeff Clark]

"Strategic Knives" (SK's), are essentially the same thing as KoMD, (Knives of Mass Destruction), but are manufactured under the rules of SKLT (the Strategic Knife Limitation Treaty). The most common types are the radiological, "Neutron", knives; the chemical, "Toxin", knives; and the biological, "Germ", knives. They come in many variations and combinations, such as exploding- radiological, "Dirty Bomb", knives. It is highly recommended that you depart the scene after deploying a Dirty Bomb knife or a highly contagious Germ knife.

 

[pyton357ru]

I think, I can understand how a "dirt bomb" knife works -- just leave in enemy kitchen and see them hurring to "safety" after a meal.
BTW -- haven't you fogotten about MCK -- "Mass Corrosion Knife" -- awfully rusty knife soaked in sea water. One touch to other steel -- and it begins to rust too.

 

[madcap_magician]

"operational knife" --> knife for operations--> Scalpel. Simple, huh?

Stop ruining his slogans with your logic!

 

[lukaszki]

Hmmm: "a name like Paratrooper." Paragon? Paraguay? Parabolic? Paradigm? Paradox? Paraffin? Parakeet? Parasol?

he he btw do you know what does 'parasol' in polish mean? an umbrella

 

[Paratrooper]

Paratrooper.....aka.....Death from above..........

 

[Thomas Linton]

I think, I can understand how a "dirt bomb" knife works -- just leave in enemy kitchen and see them hurring to "safety" after a meal.

The Cooks - Death from Within. :barf: