Stupid knives?

pahl

pahl

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What are "Stupid Knives"?

My wife said "you don't need any more stupid knives".

Now I went and looked at all my knives and not one of thems says STUPID on it. :D

What the @#$%! is she talking about?

;) :) :D
 
LOL

I got told that today. She said "... You so stupid!!! You spend $50 to buy a pocket knife and that's it. YOU DON'T NEED THOSE BIG ASS KNIVES!!! Instead, spend that money and take me to Hawaii. ..."
 
Go with the flow:
Just tell your wife from now on "...you will only buy the 'smart knives'!" But keep the 'stupid' ones so you can reference what a 'stupid knife' looks like.:D
 
From my own experience, I find that "stupid knives" aren't nearly as stupid if accompanied by the purchase of a nice necklace or teddy bear. ;) YWMV (Your Wife May Vary)

- Mark
 
It's not correct to call them stupid knives, they are just acutely challenged.

Homer Knives! Doh. Anyone know any blonde knife jokes?
 
I think that a stupid knife would be one that didn't have a blade.:D.
 
No Will'em. The ones with China stamped on them dumb. Now, the ones with Pakistan stamped on them are STOOOOPID!:D
 
Originally posted by folderVSfixed
No Will'em. The ones with China stamped on them dumb. Now, the ones with Pakistan stamped on them are STOOOOPID!:D
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true true...:rolleyes:
 
Hey. . .at least you have "stupid knives !"

I'm loaded with "dumbass knives !" :confused:
 
i think what your wife meant is that you are not buying enough really expensive knives. She wants you to quit spending money on those "stupid" under $150 knives and start buying custom's and the like.
 
Yep! I never knew it before, but my knives can actually procreate! My wife is always saying stuff like "Not another f*cking knife!?!" and "You have so many f*cking knives - why do you need another one?"

Hadn't seen THAT on the discovery channel before!:eek: :eek: :D :rolleyes:
 
tell her this: That unlike her 250.00 pair of shoes or one oufit(or other stuff) A 250.00 knife will hold its value(if its not abused) as well as increase in value over time.
 
Originally posted by AntDog
Yep! I never knew it before, but my knives can actually procreate! My wife is always saying stuff like "Not another f*cking knife!?!" and "You have so many f*cking knives - why do you need another one?"

Hadn't seen THAT on the discovery channel before!:eek: :eek: :D :rolleyes:
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Antdog, whatever you do, don't EVER store your knives lying on top of each other (especially if in a dark drawer)...

RL
 
Originally posted by Schtik
You spend $50 to buy a pocket knife and that's it. YOU DON'T NEED THOSE BIG ASS KNIVES!!! Instead, spend that money and take me to Hawaii. ..."
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If bringing her to Hawaii would give you a lot more loving, I thinking having your knives branded stupid and holding back a couple of purchase is more than worth it ;) :p :D
 
If the purchase is accompanied by a Coach bag. It seems that if I can't have too many knives, she can't have too many purses. So far I've managed to keep her in better production stuff. Somebody please tell me that there's no such thing as customs when it comes to purses???

jmx
 
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