Stupid knives?

[etp777]

hahah, sorry to tell ya, but there are custom purses. Coworker here has a friend starting custom purse business, and coworker is getting the first one. So just make sure your wife doesn't find out.

 

[Zardoz]

Originally posted by RL
Antdog, whatever you do, don't EVER store your knives lying on top of each other (especially if in a dark drawer)...

RL

This isn't working. I got two of my favourite knives drunk, put on some Barry White CD's and left them in a darkened room with some mineral oil and a Tuff cloth.
But when I went back there were still just two knives.
Should I leave them for more than two minutes? It works for me!

 

[GronK]

Originally posted by RL
Antdog, whatever you do, don't EVER store your knives lying on top of each other (especially if in a dark drawer)...

RL

It's too late! Just got my BudK catalogue and it looks like the inbreeding has begun!!!

 

[YoungCutter]

The most stupid knives I've ever seen are those Colts with the funky serrations that are supposed to be special because you can sharpen them on a normal sharpening stone... however if you look at the fine print you see that the Serrations are "not for use on tough or fibrous materials". Excuse me? But WTF good are serrations if you can't use them on tough or fibrous materials?
Stupid Colt, Stupid Knife.

 

[one45auto]

Originally posted by AntDog
Yep! I never knew it before, but my knives can actually procreate! My wife is always saying stuff like "Not another f*cking knife!?!" and "You have so many f*cking knives - why do you need another one?"

You should tell her "I love it when you talk dirty, honey."

My wife learned long ago not to question my acquisitions, because having once before given me an ultimatum, she now knows what my answer would be if given the choice again.

 

[MelancholyMutt]

"Used To Love Her"

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

 

[T. Erdelyi]

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to ya'll, but think about it,

haven't you ever heard yourself say,


"Now where is that stupid knife?"