About FoM, i have read a lot of posts of FoM. This guy doesn't seem to be a troll, i just think he is in a way overstressed period in his life, and work. He has had some good moments and some bad moments. I think that you are an honest guy without evil intentions, but as a Christian try to relax a bit. Search in yourself wether the knives are really the problem, or that there is an underliying problem you have . You have posted that you have had some work related problems, and maybe even personal problems (who doens't in his lifetime). I guess that the knives that have in your opinion defects (i haven't seen them) are not the real problem here, just the last drop that makes you sit behind your pc and write the stress off. This seems to work for you. But it also affects Spyderco as a firm. I suggest that you sell the knives on Ebay, get a refund, and buy another Spyderco (Manix). Then i would suggest you try to get some relaxation therapy or even meditate. I am a Buddhist myself,and although it is not a religion, it CAN be a good way to control the frustrations everyone gets in his daily life out of his system.
FoM, get rid of the blades, sell them on Ebay, throw them away, or even better, donate them to the kitchen of your church, you did a good deed by it, and your church will apreciate those two knives that might have a minor defect but still can be used well in the kitchen, during churchmeeting etc. Then buy a new Spyderco, go to a knifestore and compare and inspect the knives yourself. Buy what pleases you even if it's a Benchmade

(Joke), but try to get the frustration about those two knives out of your system. The fact that you worry so much about the knives could cause your personal health WAY MORE TROUBLE the knives are worth.
Please for YOUR own sake, donate the knives to a good cause (Boyscouts, Girlscouts, your church, Salvation Army) and get them out of your system. Then please try to find a way to work onyour daily stress.
God bless you.
I will burn some smoke for you tonight, don't be offended, i hope it will give you a better feeling.
Pacem