Survival Tin GAW

Oooooh! Don't need a tin but I'll play anyway if that's cool.

First the in-laws: Technically I would be inside my survival tin.
Knock, Knock, Beeeeyatches!!!

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Then for the spouse: I mean come on, how long could she want to stay out with me sporting this classy number?

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Then for the BP: I really could have used one of these on the last one.

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Great entry Tanker! That's one hellava codpiece - BTW
 
anyone who has seen me at a gathering knows my "survival tin" for all situations has 4 tires....
it contains booze, blades, bullets, bang sticks, blankets, books, batteries, bungees, snacks, water, shovel & mattock, spare tarps, earplugs (important for visiting the in-laws), a change of clothes, FAK, etc...
 
One question: is that Bentons bacon?

Not even close. I just snapped a quick pic of some other brand I had already cooked up and was already in the fridge. I put the "bacon" as a Beckerhead survival staple. Brand.....in a real survival situation....may not matter, LOL

Additionally, I had some Benton's here at the last BeckerWest (Thanks Cap) and (at the risk of pissing off some Beckerheads here) while it was good, I truthfully, and wholeheartedly, didn't really see/taste what the big deal is with the Benton brand. It was thick cut and tasted just like the stuff I get from my Butcher just up the street.
 
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Not even close. I just snapped a quick pic of some other brand I had already cooked up and was already in the fridge. I put the "bacon" as a Beckerhead survival staple. Brand.....in a real survival situation....may not matter, LOL

Additionally, I had some Benton's here at the last BeckerWest (Thanks Cap) and (at the risk of pissing off some Beckerheads here) while it was good, I truthfully, and wholeheartedly, didn't really see/taste what the big deal is with the Benton brand. It was thick cut and tasted just like the stuff I get from my Butcher just up the street.

Consider that there may be two points here up for discussion.

1. You may have a really good butcher.

2. Compared to most of the bacon easily bought at the store, how would you say Bentons compares?

Quite a lot of people don't get their bacon at the butchers. And I say that Bentons easily blows away most of the stuff you can get at the grocery store.
 
Consider that there may be two points here up for discussion.

1. You may have a really good butcher.

2. Compared to most of the bacon easily bought at the store, how would you say Bentons compares?

Quite a lot of people don't get their bacon at the butchers. And I say that Bentons easily blows away most of the stuff you can get at the grocery store.


1. He is pretty good.
2. Oh, don't misunderstand, Benton bacon is top-notch, and the regular store bought stuff doesn't even closely compare.
3. I totally agree, that why I said that bacon in the pic was not even close.

I just meant that I didn't get all gooey and fall madly in love with it, while eating it. Maybe my tastebuds were jacked up from too much alcohol the night before. Really, I meant no disrespect to Benton's.
 
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I just put in for my beckerhead membership, but I'm not sure if it will go through in time.
 
I have to try and win me a tobacco tin.

I prepared a survival tin for shopping with the wife.
My idea of shopping involves walking into a store, getting what I need, paying for it, and leaving. The Womenfolk tend to spend more time shopping than I can bear. I think this little kit will help us leave when I am ready.

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It contains a latex glove and a black bandana.

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The bandana is for concealing my face. The glove will prevent leaving my fingerprints on the fire alarm.

:D

My tin of choice would be any of the square ones. Thanks for the contest, Gus.
 
There is only one that I can answer, since I don't have a spouse or any in-laws.

So, for the bachelor party the tin would have b12 vitamins, a "pay as you go" credit card some condoms, and a spare key for my apartment.

the B12 is to get rid of the hangover which would surely happen. The credit card is so I don't have to take my wallet with me. The condoms are to carry water (that's my story and I'm sticking to it), the key is so I don't have to take my keys with me and possibly lose them.
 
Tins are in the house - whose house? MY house!
So - I need PM's with mailing address & tin preference from Tankerwolf & Mufasta.
there is one St James and both round tins available - first one to reply gets first choice. :D
 
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