Gosh, Brownie. You're just trying to flatter me now, aren't ya?

Truth be told, I'd love to get some real training with you or attend the Riddle or something. I took a bit of foil fencing & the basics of sabre in college, but of course only a very few techniques can translate to the Bowie. But, I realize even though you're not close by, you are also known as a "road warrior", correct? If your travels ever bring you southeast of St. Louis, drop me a line. I'd love to bring you out after some critters.
I'm also known as a bit of a coffee drinker. I usually finish a pot by lunch, and often another by evening. (Well, we all drink it around here; probably 5 or 6 pots a morning) There'd be a fresh pot waiting for ya!
And Bob, I'd love to learn more of various European Sword methods, but have not yet found a group nearby (it would have to be within 20-30 minute drive, or I'd never make it) to practice with. I think I'd be more interested in German Longsword.... Say, do you also post at Swordforums?