Tactical Canned Bacon

[monsterdog]

Your prayers have been answered:

http://www.uncrate.com/men/culture/food/tactical-canned-bacon/

 

[InsaneMachine]

I'll take 10 please.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

i've seen it.....i only want it if you can get it in #10 cans though.

 

[monsterdog]

It can ONLY be better than the canned cheeseburger.. right? I mean, it IS pure bacon..

 

[chewbacca]

When I was a kid, we did a lot of truck camping, and I remember eating canned bacon. It wasn't cooked, and looked nasty when you took it out of the can, but looked and tasted normal after frying.

 

[monsterdog]

While we're on the topic of preserved bacon:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

EDIT : This appears to be an Aprils fool joke

 

[InsaneMachine]

The squeez bacon doesn't look to appetizing. I thought anything that was derived from bacon was pure perfection.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

While we're on the topic of preserved bacon:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

EDIT : This appears to be an Aprils fool joke

if it was real it would be nasty. it would be like eating it after someone else chewed it! :barf:

guess they could serve it in an old folks home. So Grump is that how they serve you bacon?

 

[SPXTrader]

First rule of Bacon:

You'll need something to wash down your tactical bacon. May I recommend:

If you're making sandwiches, you'll need salt and pepper:

And some mayo:

And afterwards, you'll need a breath mint:

 

[somberbear]

i have a can of that.... on my book shelf... as a joke..... i dare not open it....

 

[Dr Heelhook]

Are there bacon flavored jelly beans? I know there are popcorn flavored ones..

 

[Todd Murphy]

Or, also from thinkgeek.com:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b96c/
This one is not an April Fool's joke!

 

[oruacat2]

I got diarrhea just from reading this thread.

KD

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

i have a can of that.... on my book shelf... as a joke..... i dare not open it....

what a waste!

I got diarrhea just from reading this thread.

KD

i DID NOT need to know that.

 

[texasrng]

Wow, I've never seen any of those Bacon flavored products before. ::heavy sarcasm::

C'mon guys, this is the RAT Forum, we ARE cutting edge (pun intended). You gotta come with new and better than that tired stuff to make any ripples in this pond. Keep trying though, I cain't wait to see what y'all come up with.:thumbup:

Richard

 

[MrCoffee]

I got diarrhea just from reading this thread.

KD

Thanks for the image. Only thing worse would be TTD using the squeezable bacon to flavor his morning coffee....

 

[KuRUpTD]

 

[texasrng]

Here's some inspiration for all you Bacon lovers. 50 Ways to Use Bacon.

Richard

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Be nice richard they weren't around for my bacon thread. I know we get bored. maybe we'll have to make our own bacon covered paraphernalia.

 

[SPXTrader]