Tacticlol Knives

[folderfrenzy]

tacticool? 3 words: tom brown tracker.

 

[SCWillson]

Are we absolutely certain Monkey Edge isn't a parody site? Kind of a cutlery version of The Onion?

 

[Czechmate]

I wonder if the handle material is actually from a military vessel. If his partner made it, I would wager that while boasting it was from a military vessel, it actually comes from a prison ship.

Zing. :thumbup:

Ugh...My coworker carries a knife just like the bottom one on his belt. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was gas station garbage and he'd be lucky to cut through a wet paper bag with it. Dunno how he gets away with carrying a tacticool mall ninja blade clearly designed for "fighting" (it took me a while to properly process what I was typing here, this knife is too much) in a big ol' Canadian city. Kind of makes me want to carry my Rajah 2.

The rajah ii is a perfectly practical knife for edc. :thumbup:

Are we absolutely certain Monkey Edge isn't a parody site? Kind of a cutlery version of The Onion?

You might be on to something there... :foot:

 

[Leftytwogunz]

Kingdom Armory has made some cool looking pieces, but this...

I think the concept on this one is that using kevlar makes it cool enough to ignore that the blade looks like a shop accident.

 

[Czechmate]

^^^ Oh, haven't you heard those are the new model called the "Mishap"... I bet the cutting performance is incredibru. :foot::thumbdn:

I've always felt that these knives needed more choil:

 

[Czechmate]

Moar!!! This thread can't/shouldn't die... :thumbup:

Dam son.

What. The. Buck.

I'm embarrassed for you Microtech.

Hardcore oyster shucker or prison shiv; you decide.

Ain't nothin' but a peanut... (Ronnie Coleman)

Speed holes.

It's piss.

 

[Quiet]

Whenever you may need a very expensive modular pocket filler with identical bottle openers and a driver for bits that you clearly don't carry.
The tac tool

Honestly I think these silly "tactical tools" have gotten way out of hand. $800 for a piece of copper with a couple holes in it?
Use it and get a charge? No thanks, thats pistol money.

There's the ticket. Is that the arm of a 12 year old with those?

I kinda feel the same way. I don't understand the fascination with all of these one and two finger knucks, especially at these prices. I mean, I know rubes over on USN eat this sort of stuff up so they can all out-Instagram each other, so I guess there IS a market for them.

 

[Indianbladenoob]

It doesn't seem to be a new thing, this tacticlol business...I wonder if such eyesores existed back in the day

 

[symphonyincminor]

For all of you good boys and girls, hopefully your tacticlol stocking will be stuffed to the brim this year with some Rosta-Frei steel!

 

[Comeuppance]

For all of you good boys and girls, hopefully your tacticlol stocking will be stuffed to the brim this year with some Rosta-Frei steel!

I don't know if it qualifies as tacticlol if it's intentionally ridiculous.
There's a good chance I'll be getting one of those for my ex-marine boss who is leaving in December

 

[symphonyincminor]

I don't know if it qualifies as tacticlol if it's intentionally ridiculous.
There's a good chance I'll be getting one of those for my ex-marine boss who is leaving in December

High speed, low drag stocking stuffers need only apply.......

 

[Big_jack]

This is the best thread on the forum. I actually kinda like the peanut knife.

 

[Czechmate]

For all of you good boys and girls, hopefully your tacticlol stocking will be stuffed to the brim this year with some Rosta-Frei steel!

I'll lend you mine...:thumbup:

This is the best thread on the forum. I actually kinda like the peanut knife.

You're allowed to like THIS kind of peanut knife:

:thumbup:

 

[A.L.]

Related to above:
Tactical cooler by Maxpedition

"I don't always go to picnic with my gal, but when I do, I want to go like douche"

 

[Czechmate]

Related to above:
Tactical cooler by Maxpedition

"I don't always go to picnic with my gal, but when I do, I want to go like douche"

Oh Em Gee... Not even once.

 

[Mecha]

You don't even have to swing this sword, just hold it up in front of you and watch your foes vanquish themselves like berzerkers crashing into the gates of Barad-dur!

 

[SilentJohn]

best!?

Yo dawg we heard you like blades so we put a blade in your blade

Tactical zombie operator

 

[AdamFuzzyballs]

best!?

Yo dawg we heard you like blades so we put a blade in your blade

Tactical zombie operator

Because the first rule of combat is to terrify your own squad. Also, is that a real spyderco in the first pic? I'm not too familiar with spyderco and honestly it wouldn't surprise me if it was

 

[SilentJohn]

It is

 

[Kwon Kwang]

Because the first rule of combat is to terrify your own squad. Also, is that a real spyderco in the first pic? I'm not too familiar with spyderco and honestly it wouldn't surprise me if it was

It is, but it's a rescue knife, not a tactical blade.