Tacticlol Knives

[Gaston444]

This one has a rear rifle sight on it by the looks of it... :foot:

Who makes that one?

Gaston

 

[sogflash]

I'm sure it's very well made and everything, but my first reaction to it was "where is the rest of the blade?"

Is there any reason for such a pointless point?

 

[Czechmate]

Who makes that one?

Gaston

It's the american kami bsb sword...

 

[Trollbane]

^^^ OMG. That is horrible. How that made it from concept to reality is scary...


More sculpture than knife IMHO:

Vroom, vroom; chop, chop; stab, stab...

Gimmicky, yet desirable.

Hungamunga.

The one at the bottom is actually quite lethal. It's an African throwing knife type of knife. You throw it with a very spinning motion. Imagine that thing coming swirling against you.

/ J

 

[tdkfm]

Spiderman hand just doesn't look good

 

[JN7556]

^^^ OMG. That is horrible. How that made it from concept to reality is scary...


More sculpture than knife IMHO:

Vroom, vroom; chop, chop; stab, stab...

Gimmicky, yet desirable.

Hungamunga.

I think ive seen that CO2 knife before... Apparently you stab sharks with it and press a button, and its supposed to inject the gas and give them some nasty farts so they go away[emoji1]

 

[OnceBitten]

I'm sure it's very well made and everything, but my first reaction to it was "where is the rest of the blade?"

Obviously a Graham/MT collaboration.

Razel OTF.

 

[syco1138]

I can't be the only person thinking "Spidey-Dong", can I?

 

[SilentJohn]

I don't know why but I'm really liking that microtech

 

[Czechmate]

The one at the bottom is actually quite lethal. It's an African throwing knife type of knife. You throw it with a very spinning motion. Imagine that thing coming swirling against you.

/ J

I saw that episode of Deadliest Warrior too; still tacticool/tacticlol... :thumbup:

Spiderman hand just doesn't look good

Exactly. Kinda suspect that was intentional.

I think ive seen that CO2 knife before... Apparently you stab sharks with it and press a button, and its supposed to inject the gas and give them some nasty farts so they go away[emoji1]

Oh man, that is funny. :thumbup:

I can't be the only person thinking "Spidey-Dong", can I?

LOL! Dirty mind. :thumbup:



Moar:

Doyouevendarkoperatebro?...

What. The. Flaming. Pink. Dragon. Is. That.

Like a karambit; but harder to use.

Zombified bent turd knife.

 

[SilentJohn]

The snag isn't meant to be used like a karambit . It's partly meant for grappling , holds , and pressure points

 

[A.L.]

I know that some say swords / knives have kind of phallic symbolism but that just screams "dick knife" to me.

 

[Czechmate]

The snag isn't meant to be used like a karambit . It's partly meant for grappling , holds , and pressure points

Same as a k-bit; no?... :thumbup:

I know that some say swords / knives have kind of phallic symbolism but that just screams "dick knife" to me.

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THE THROWING KNIFE NESTS IN THE SWORD... :thumbup:

Belt sword. Nuff' said.

Ninja worthy app:

 

[Seriousbladeno1]

Same as a k-bit; no?... :thumbup:



:thumbup:



Continued:

THE THROWING KNIFE NESTS IN THE SWORD... :thumbup:

Belt sword. Nuff' said.

Ninja worthy app:

What the f..k is that camcorder doing on that katana?! I bet-the second from top must be Black Ops Knife.....

 

[Seriousbladeno1]

Seem like this mall ninja is trying to do his haircut with that blunt spatula before his nightshift

 

[Leftytwogunz]

A lot of this junk is just flea market gimmick crap that 12 year Olds will beg their parents for.
I think the worst offenders are the ones really trying to pass off a very expensive "knife" as a tactical necessity to grownups.

My submissions for worst tacticlol offenders are these two gems.

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[Jens Schuetz]

Moar!!! This thread can't/shouldn't die... [emoji106]

Dam son.

What. The. Buck.

I'm embarrassed for you Microtech.

Hardcore oyster shucker or prison shiv; you decide.

Ain't nothin' but a peanut... (Ronnie Coleman)

Speed holes.

It's piss.

The second picture the buck is genius in a way.
It's a fixed knife but also a folder. Fold the blade in and it can be carried legally concealed in California. Open it and you have something as strong as a fixed knife.
I wouldn't buy that particular model but some foldable fixed Izula for example would be nice. No need to carry it openly for legality but still kind of fixed.

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

tacticool? 3 words: tom brown tracker.

Good point. That is definitely the epitome. I could scarcely find anything on Alibaba that would beat that.

 

[SilentJohn]

 

[SilentJohn]