Tacticlol Knives

[CapitalizedLiving]

For when you absolutely, positively, don't care that your expensive knife looks dumb and can't cut anything...

 

[NG VI]

Oooh man, the holy grail...

What a piece of crap, no glassbreaker carbide [emoji107]

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

Indeed! I only want a multi-dysfunctional tool if it looks ridiculous AND costs too much. And has glassbreaker carbide.

 

[Danke42]

What a piece of crap, no glassbreaker carbide [emoji107]

Indeed! I only want a multi-dysfunctional tool if it looks ridiculous AND costs too much. And has glassbreaker carbide.

Good news lads! It has a carbide glass breaker. Can't wait to see the pictures.

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

Boom! Sold.

Oh wait, I might want this instead...

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

Oh no, decision paralysis!

 

[NG VI]

Good news lads! It has a carbide glass breaker. Can't wait to see the pictures.

Oh I see the... single...carbide now.

Cheap is as cheap does, I bet it only has like two strap cutters or guthooks.

How much Kydex does it ship with?
Tek-loks or G-Clips?

 

[NG VI]

Boom! Sold.

Oh wait, I might want this instead...

Terrible jimping, your blood-soaked hands won't be able to effectively manipulate the various implements at top speed.

Otherwise it's perfect!

 

[Seriousbladeno1]

I like the look of it for some reason as well.
My wife, on the other hand, immediately thought it was the ugliest knife I own (well, she might hate the Benchmade Gravitator as much...I'll have to check ).

My wife dont have any understanding for my obsession with knives,she goes mad about this.

 

[Larcivs Lepidvs]

Oh no, decision paralysis!

wow... so ugly it hurts

 

[A.L.]

What a piece of crap, no glassbreaker carbide [emoji107]

No bottle opener?

 

[trevitrace]

Oh no, decision paralysis!

Nice sextant.

 

[Czechmate]

Admittedly, I like this design.

Do you know the back story on Ballsano; that is enough to warrant posting ANY of "his" creations in this thread...




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Tactical Tac-sickle

Needs moar pistol bayonets.

Excellent placement on this one:

Apparently; this is a knife? Sterile (no maker's mark) for covert de-animating op's...

These Spetsnaz machetes are pretty mall ninja; it doesn't even have a point...

Inconspicuous fail.

If your knife needs all this stuff to function; I've got news for ya. Tacticlol/tacticool ftw.

 

[SilentJohn]

The only real world difference, is that the Talwar is lighter, stronger, and has superior blade steel, while being substantially less expensive than the Spyderco or Benchmade offerings.

Talwar has better blade steel? That's a joke right? And maybe it is lighter but that's because it's 90% G10

 

[ourgon]

Talwar has better blade steel? That's a joke right? And maybe it is lighter but that's because it's 90% G10

Talwar is CTS-XHP now. But from my practical experience with both companies even Aus-8A in CS is sometimes better than VG-10 in Spyderco or equal. Sorry if that ruined your day.

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

Is this the ultracrap 9000 tacti-kill knife everyone is fussing over?

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

I wonder if you could actually get two illegal weapon charges for just this one $5 piece:

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

Okay, I think this is really the one, guys...