Tactile Knife - Ranger (AKA “The Paperweight”)

[NathanHowells]

How in the world do they expect me to carry this heavy of a folder? And do not get me started about how non pinch-able this is. I paid full retail too! Anyways. Come make this dreamy situation your own. Zero carry. Zero Cut. Heck, only opened it thrice. Take this off my hands so that I may move on with my life. Zelle preferred. PPFF or Venmo FF, both with no notes. Asking $280 shipped to US addresses. Thank you for humoring me while I ranted.