Tarwar !!!!

Brendan

Brendan

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Gentlemen !!

I want to see as many Tarwar's as possible as well as descriptions of what they are used for by forumites.

If anyone can post pics, please do !!
 
They are long pointy things.


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Kinda like this^.

The were invented for the War of the Tar's, in which sticky substances vied for dominance. They come with a can of mineral spirits to help with the clean-up.


Some of the forum's historians can fill you in on the War of the Tars.


Kis
:rolleyes:
 
"Some of the forum's historians can fill you in on the War of the Tars."

I think I recall the story: It was the age of dinosaurs, big lizards with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth..No, too far back there. It was the war of the tars, In which King Derek, rightful leader of the Petroleum-based Tar clan, opposed the natural order of the Boiled Pine Tar clan, led by the charismatic, albeit flatulent Douglas of the Firs.
Derek sent a messenger to Douglas, offering peace. He claimed he was tired of the conflict that plagued their lands.
Douglas, suspecting some form of subterfuge, recalled the words of his grandfather, which warned of war thinly veiled by peace. If only he could have known that Derek, suspecting the worst from Douglas, knew that Douglas would suspect him, so he descided "Whats the point" and was actually intending to trick Douglas into peace.
And so, the War of the Tars actually sprang from peaceful, yet manipulative and conniving, intentions....

Keith

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How to look menacing with a Tarwar:
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Ryan make this sword look businesslike.
 
I've got a Tarwar that turned out to be a katana that I will post pics of in the near future. It has four dragons on it and needs a proper name.
 
Gentlemen, there are very good doctors that can help with your conditions.

I have been thinking of a name for my Tarwar but have had no luck as yet !!

:D
 
Originally posted by Ferrous Wheel
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I think that carbine at his side might have something to do with it, Keith.

S.
 
There's something that I don't understand : what kind of sword does there is in fact behind the word "Tarwar"?
The last and big sword that Bill Martino has received and presented in his last pga (and called also a "Tarwar") is very different than the standard "HI Tarwars"... Does someone could explain me that?

Does Tarwar is a generic term to speak of a sword in Nepal?

A "Tarwar" is not a "Tulwar", isn't it?

Thank you,

Stephen.
 
It's tarwar in Nepal and tulwar in India. Kamis call anything that looks like a sword a tarwar so the term is used very loosely.

Brendan, you won't like it.
 
The scrimishes of the "Petros" and the "Pines" escalated for many years, despite the subterfuge of the having peace in the name of war. One of the grand incidents, as many of you know, came from the (at the time) newly-introduced fashion of "shaking hands." This had never been the custom of the Tars...neither the Petros nor the Pines ever did such, usually waving at one another (especially the Pines, the Petros would usually "ripple.")

But fashion reared its er, fashionable head, and at one parley (actually referred to as a "tarley" in this conflict,) two of the more sophisiticated delegates opted to "shake hands" to settle a point of discussion. (Frankly, these two were some what more effeminate than most...just squealing with pleasure at the newest in Tar-wear, and the idea of sun-block at the beach (which you know, is very hazardous to tar))

I digress. The moment drew near...the Tar hands extended....
and (I'm sure you have guessed it.) STUCK TOGETHER!

WELL! What a fine kettle of fish this was! They pulled and they tugged, they strained and they wrought, one held on to a tree (A Pine) and the other threw his weight away to break the bond...nothing would avail. They put every effort into breaking the stucknessosity. This went on and on...until ( I can't help myself) they were both very tarred, and needed to rest.

[More, perhaps, later]



Kis
:rolleyes:
 
JEEEEZZZEEEE!!!!!!!:rolleyes:
You think it's hard trying to figure out a name for your Tarwar just wait until your preggie girlfriend pops that youngen out like a slick snotty bugger with multiple extensions (I've heard it described as a greased watermelon with arms and legs, but I like my description better.:) ) and you have to come up with a name for your new son or daughter!!!!!!!:p :rolleyes: :p :D

Why is a vasectomy like a Navel Orange?



Just the juice and not the seeds.:D :p

Call your Tarwar Cassiopeia.;)
 
Yep, I guess so. At close range, tho...someones gettinng brown breeches.

Tarmac and Cheese for dinner...
Kis, I'm at a loss as to where the Tar War history goes from there. I did see Tar Wars: Episode II recently, tho. In it, The Rebel Oil-iance forms a 'crude' city-state called Tar-Nation. Explains that phrase "What in Tarnation is that?" I hear Episode III is in the 'pipeline.' Hopefully they'll have no trouble 'pitch'-ing it to Hollywood.

laha ha ha!

Keith
 
Gentlmen, I think a few of us are seriously going a bit loopy. Where's Bruise when you need him ??

hehehe !

:D
 
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