Thank you Dashi

HeavyTakeMusic said:
Mondays make me feel like pooping, peeing, and throwing up all at the same time.

Thumbs Up if you agree!
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Well if you could manage 1 and 2 at the same time, I say that earns you a free drink from your buddies next time at the bar.

Sunday sucks the worst though. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before execution.
 
BladeChick777 said:
Mondays....
Well first, I have to get up early and head to Physical Therapy.
They tell me I'm almost done, then tell me I have 3 more weeks.
How the hell is that almost done? That means 3 more Mondays...

Then I have a dumb "doctor" tell me I'm still not all good and he's going to realign my spine...
Since when does twisting someones neck to the side hard realign the spine? O.O
Then the little tech(they know more than the doctor) says if I miss it'll hurt my case.
I've missed maybe twice? And always made up the appointments.

Then people blow up my phone until I wish I didn't have a phone.

Can't we just skip Mondays? Six days of the week sounds good to me.
It's like how some buildings don't have a 13th floor because of peoples phobias...
It seems everyone has a phobia of Mondays.. let's do away with them.

That's an awesome knife and a great give away. Thanks for the chance Charlie Mike.
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Anyone who tells you that you spine is out of alignment most likely also wonders if butterflies have feelings. As soon as it is apparent that they do, it will probably be pretty obvious.
 
This is how I feel about Mondays!
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Thanks for the chance.
 
I work all 7 days each week so Monday to me is really the same as ever other day!

HOWEVER, this Monday was the WORST. I burnt out my DeWalt work drill and had to run out a grab a new one. There goes a few days pay.

Dang Mondays, I will never forgive you.
 
the depth of my loathing and hatred for Monday's cannot be expressed in any physical manifestation. for if my simultaneous anger and despair were expressed in any form other than that of pure consentrated, unadulterated emotion, the resulting explosion would probably cause an apocalyptic event that may or may not have the potential ability to destroy a good portion of the known universe. If my spiteful and appaling thoughts concerning this most dreaded day were somehow harnessed and used as an energy source, they would not only alow intergalactic travel for the human race in a matter of seconds, but it would also be enough to power the sun, the earth, and all of your knife making equipment for the foreseeable future. Now in order to not scald your eyes from your sockets by forcing you to continue to endure the explanation of my hatred I will end like this...

Mondays SUCK. and they always will, possibly even after the end of time
 
Well I was out rock climbing, camping, hiking, and just enjoying the outdoors this weekend. And on Monday I have to come back to the city and sit myself at a desk for around 6 hours. Although I'm sitting at a desk right now :D
 
I dont usually mind Mondays at first, I usually sleep in a little longer than I should, only work kind of hard and then go home a bit early. But some reason my wife hates Mondays and then she ends up pissing me off and at that point I hate Mondays.

And thanks for the Giveaway.

I like Hump day!
 
The only thing worse than Tuesday is a Monday. Unless it is like today...no work.
 
One week left guys!
 
Mondays aren't usually fun...but hey you can't have the sweet without the bitter....if all days were equal Friday wouldn't be so special :)
 
I regard Mondays the way Chuck Norris regards the people he kicks and also regard Mondays the way mantis cares about quality, ethics, and practicality at reasonable prices. If Mondays had a rectum i would like it to be destroyed my a norwal the way 1998 gas station burritos would destroy the rectum of a prom queen in a white dress. Mondays I care not for . Mondays feel like a legislation on OTP(out the pocket) open knives (from waves to wings) making them a felony. If you can't feel my resentment of Mondays from that then I have failed


I avoided mentioning castration using a funnel and bees just to keep it a little clean
 
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