It's good she likes nuts, because we are certainly a big bowl of party knuts lately. Judy likes to mix it up a little. Thanks for sharing her with us HHBL! We have been having a such a good time with Titillating Judy.
I find she makes things around here interesting, intriquing, just a little bit naughty, and lots more fun. She is a good sport. I give this advice to anyone considering buying an expensive and beautiful custom knife: Take good care of that one HHBL. Keep it sharp, well lubricated, mirror finished, polished and wrapped in fine linens, and if your lucky, it will remain servicable with a good 'walk and talk' for the rest of your days. Be careful, knives are your friends, but they cut their own sometimes if they are not handled properly and given all due respect. Treat them right, and they will provide you years of faithful service.
Now, as for the Pefectly Purple Knife for Totally Judy (TPPKFTJ), I had this idea in another thread but I think it really Is the perfect knife.
Pink Ivory is not quite purple, but really would make a fine knife handle for all sorts of reasons. Purple Heart is a truly purple wood that could also be used, but pink ivory is much denser and more desirable.
A knife like this is a Quest. It will not be immediately available. You will have to seek out a Maker and get this baby made:
TPPKFTJ:
A pink ivory handled, damascus bladed persian dagger.
Pink Ivory is the world's most precious wood. If you touched it in ancient Zulu times, and were not royalty, you died for displaying sheer stupidity.
A Persian style blade for its mystery, and upswept urgency.
Damascus for its beauty, hardship, difficulty, and wonder
I, Paracelsus, the Oft Mystooken Shaman of the Terrible Ironic Horde (a now more or less defunct group of wannabe barabarian knife knuts) do hereby declare and assert that HHBL must now compete with All of us (something like 8500 horny men with knives, large and small). He must go on a Knife Quest to Find the meaning of the perfect edge. And give it to his beloved...Or die trying
She did it for him. Will he do less?
Paracelsus, still meddling
