That is certainly....creative

saturnine138 said:
I just got back from a lecture with Wade Davis, the author of The Serpent and the Rainbow. He's an ethnobotanist and anthropologist, currently an explorer in residence for National Geographic. It was an amazing lecture about the disappearance of native cultures, there was one story in particular that he told that I thought you guys might find entertaining.

Wade had met an Inuit who's family had been forced to relocate by the Canadian government, but his grandfather refused to leave his home. The family took all his tools and weapons, thinking that he'd have no choice but to follow them. Instead, the old man went outside, dropped his drawers and relieved himself into his hand. He molded the feces into a knife as it froze, and then proceeded to butcher one of his dogs with it. He made a sled out of the bones and skin, and rode out into the arctic wilderness with his poop knife in his belt, never to be seen again.

I'm not sure if that's even possible,
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Listen, I have this friend in Nigeria who has a lot 100 dollar bills that have been accidentally colored black. He just needs 10 000 to get the special cleaning fluid.Hell give you half of everything, its like two shipcontainers of bills...
 
I should leave this alone, but. . .

"Woa dude, that knife is the SH*T!"

"They took away Grampa's Busse, and he knew all other knives were crap . . ."

--FLIX
 
WOW........... does anyone know of a site where you can win $$ for posting the most HILARIOUS thread ever written or replied to???? cause this one would win. :D :D :D Tell you what, my dad tells about a time he peed in the snow belt of metor on the lake, said it frooze before it hit the ground, so maybe it is a half true story. :D
 
I never heard ot that being a custom up here, I have seen feces used as more of a "projectile" weapon, however.
They have made sleds out of fish, holding them in place til they freeze, filling in spaces with water.
 
a spin off to jeffd's frozen piss, I heard a story about a guy needed to take a piss in an airplane and you know how the airplane toilets have suction? apparently there was a leak in their septic tank and basically whatever goes in, comes out real fast. Anyways as this guy flushes, the septic tank drops piss, blue liquid etc and solidifies in mid air, (it was a cold climate place, forgot where) as it makes its way down it impales a woman through the chest!! I believe she died but I can't confirm this, nor can i confirm if this story is actually real. But its one hell of a way to die eh? she can now say a whole load of **** fell on her.
 
The guys credibility suffered from the very beginning. The native cultures are still here and if you look close enough, you'll see that only the outward appearances have changed.
 
Actually the knife making skill is taught in the Canadian military during their arctic survival course. It is also taught in the Inuit rangers that guard the arctic.
 
longbow50 said:
The guys credibility suffered from the very beginning. The native cultures are still here and if you look close enough, you'll see that only the outward appearances have changed.
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He didnt say they were gone, just that a particular group was relocated. His credibility wasnt what was in question, he was only repeating the story he was told by an Inuit.

This thread has more than exceeded my expectations:)
 
I tried doing this once, but I was way to anal about the blade shape. You should try it, you think you aren't any good at it unitil you get your hands dirty.
 
if the leftists suceed in taking all our guns and knives away we might have to...

join the bowel movement!:mad: and make our own...
 
saturnine138 said:
He made a sled out of the bones and skin, and rode out into the arctic wilderness with his poop knife in his belt, never to be seen again.

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Oh, God..... This line was the funniest thing I have read in days, I laughed so freaking hard I think I popped a rib.
 
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