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I hereby announce my candidacy for President of the United States.
As president, I promise to:
Legalize marijuana and peyote for public consumption by adults 21 and over
Repeal politically-motivated and discriminatory gun and knife laws
Make illegal "athletic" scholarships (i believe it to be an oxymoron)
Nationalize health care at a basic level
Vastly increase security at the borders with Mexico and Canada
Impose heavy fines on companies that outsource labor to other countries
Whaddyall think of that?
As president, I promise to:
Legalize marijuana and peyote for public consumption by adults 21 and over
Repeal politically-motivated and discriminatory gun and knife laws
Make illegal "athletic" scholarships (i believe it to be an oxymoron)
Nationalize health care at a basic level
Vastly increase security at the borders with Mexico and Canada
Impose heavy fines on companies that outsource labor to other countries
Whaddyall think of that?