That's It! Im sick of this.

I hereby announce my candidacy for President of the United States.

As president, I promise to:
Legalize marijuana and peyote for public consumption by adults 21 and over
Repeal politically-motivated and discriminatory gun and knife laws
Make illegal "athletic" scholarships (i believe it to be an oxymoron)
Nationalize health care at a basic level
Vastly increase security at the borders with Mexico and Canada
Impose heavy fines on companies that outsource labor to other countries

Whaddyall think of that?
 
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Kerry?....Bush?..., I think that I will just vote for my assistant, ehhh dog. (see avatar).

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