That's what they all say !

OK guys, if the wife comes home with a new sword, sleep with one eye open. ;)

Sounds like both of these morons are a few cards shy of a deck.
 
Wow! What a story.

"Javier allegedly waited until Lovell had fallen asleep, and then stabbed him with a samurai sword she had purchased at the mall a few days before. Lovell said he only survived thanks to his knowledge of Wing Chun — a Chinese martial art he told Buzzfeed he became “obsessed with” after watching the kung fu movie Ip Man."

He probably survived because it was a mall ninja sword. :D
 
Mecha said:
He probably survived because it was a mall ninja sword. :D
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He probably survived because SHE didn't watch Ip Man obsessively and probably would have been better off with an axe. If I ever ignore my wife that badly for videogames, I hope she has the smarts to just shoot me because I have obviously stroked out and lost all higher brain function anyways.
 
BitingSarcasm said:
He probably survived because SHE didn't watch Ip Man obsessively and probably would have been better off with an axe. If I ever ignore my wife that badly for videogames, I hope she has the smarts to just shoot me because I have obviously stroked out and lost all higher brain function anyways.
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LOL! And he called playing the video games "training too much!"
 
BitingSarcasm said:
He probably survived because SHE didn't watch Ip Man obsessively and probably would have been better off with an axe.
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Clytemnestra killed her husband Agamemnon by preparing a bath with a giant net overhead. When he was busy bathing, she dropped the net on him and then attacked, severing him limb by limb with a huge ax.
 
GrReaper said:
Clytemnestra killed her husband Agamemnon by preparing a bath with a giant net overhead. When he was busy bathing, she dropped the net on him and then attacked, severing him limb by limb with a huge ax.
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Yeah, but he totally deserved it, he was a megalomaniacal sociopathic prick.
 
Willie Nelson's wife sewed him up in a sheet when he passed out drunk and then beat the shit out of him with a broom stick. True story!--KV
 
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