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That's what they all say !

Discussion in 'Sword Discussion' started by mete, Mar 16, 2018.

  1. mete

    mete Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 10, 2003
    Mecha and LEGION 12 like this.
  2. SouthernComfort

    SouthernComfort

    430
    Dec 8, 2011
    OK guys, if the wife comes home with a new sword, sleep with one eye open. ;)

    Sounds like both of these morons are a few cards shy of a deck.
     
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  3. Mecha

    Mecha Madscienceforge.com Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Dec 27, 2013
    Wow! What a story.

    "Javier allegedly waited until Lovell had fallen asleep, and then stabbed him with a samurai sword she had purchased at the mall a few days before. Lovell said he only survived thanks to his knowledge of Wing Chun — a Chinese martial art he told Buzzfeed he became “obsessed with” after watching the kung fu movie Ip Man."

    He probably survived because it was a mall ninja sword. :D
     
  4. BitingSarcasm

    BitingSarcasm

    885
    Feb 25, 2014
    He probably survived because SHE didn't watch Ip Man obsessively and probably would have been better off with an axe. If I ever ignore my wife that badly for videogames, I hope she has the smarts to just shoot me because I have obviously stroked out and lost all higher brain function anyways.
     
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  5. Mecha

    Mecha Madscienceforge.com Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Dec 27, 2013
    LOL! And he called playing the video games "training too much!"
     
  6. SouthernComfort

    SouthernComfort

    430
    Dec 8, 2011
    "Training too much" rofl.gif
     
  7. GrReaper

    GrReaper

    487
    Sep 22, 2014
    Clytemnestra killed her husband Agamemnon by preparing a bath with a giant net overhead. When he was busy bathing, she dropped the net on him and then attacked, severing him limb by limb with a huge ax.
     
  8. BitingSarcasm

    BitingSarcasm

    885
    Feb 25, 2014
    Yeah, but he totally deserved it, he was a megalomaniacal sociopathic prick.
     
  9. GrReaper

    GrReaper

    487
    Sep 22, 2014
    No doubt about it. And for sacrificing his own daughter, his wife spent ten years plotting revenge.
     
  10. kvaughn

    kvaughn Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 28, 2005
    Willie Nelson's wife sewed him up in a sheet when he passed out drunk and then beat the shit out of him with a broom stick. True story!--KV
     
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  11. BitingSarcasm

    BitingSarcasm

    885
    Feb 25, 2014
    ......so......she beat the sheet out of him?
     
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  12. kvaughn

    kvaughn Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 28, 2005
    Maybe beat it off him!--KV
     

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