The $50,000.00 knife shop

I hate to disillusion you guys, but in truth Nick doesn't actually use all those tools - he might scratch the pretty off em. Instead he makes all those knives with a rusty old file he stole from a flea market and a box of sandpaper, and spends his days dusting his shop and waxing the tools and benchtops. He makes sandwiches on the floor. His only kinkiness is rolling around in the crumbs with his cute groopie of the day.

How do I know all this? I have installed surveilance devices throughout his shop. Believe me when I tell you my pirated "Wheeler Method" knifemaking DVD is nowhere near as interesting as the "home shop movies". All I have to do now is find a safer way to launder all my income from the movie sales.
 
Hell. With $50K you could get a CNC knife grinding machine and stick to cheap stainless steels and just make stuff with names like "Tactical StratoShadow Fudge Interceptor" and ya might actually make a profit. And with that profit you could make a demo DVD called "Mostest Proofinest" and in that you could show how to destroy the knives you make.

WYK
 
Is the 50K assuming that y ou already have a shop to put everything in? If not, then you may be a little short. Don't forget fire insurance!
 
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