In case you didn't realize it, I updated the page. I guess you would've seen that post by now, huh?
ANYWAYS....
I didn't wanna seem rude by not responding to your posts, so here goes, in order
Don G - I sure hope that today was better than yesterday! Didja get your Busse?
By the way, what was so funny about my page? (You're welcome)
KodiakPA - Don't be silly and trade your Busse in for a Micra. Trade it in for A THOUSAND Micras!! They're C H E A P ! ! !
The "gent" in the pics has some serious issues that need to be worked out. He ain't so hard to mess with, so long as you give him a beer or 30.
Bob Irons - WHAT THE HECK IS SO FUNNY? (heh heh)
Uncle Bill - I tried out your theory but accidentally held the Micra in the wrong position. I removed one of my spleens. Therefore, your idea is sound!
Stray - Why would you leave me alone? I'm such a warm and loving person....you DO have beer, don't you?
As for my eyebrows..... I did 'em myself with the Micra's tweezers!!! DUH!
MNH - Yep, the Hi-Power's about 8 years old. Didn't know they came out with a new hammer style. This weapon's perfect for me, with the exception that I prefer a stronger round... then again, that's why the Good Lord created DoubleTaps, right?
James Mattis - Which nasty thing are you referring to? Me or the Micra? I KNOW that I ain't allowed in most public buildings, but that's due to a "dangerous animal" statute that I feel is horribly outdated.
(Growl, snarl, etc.)
My Micra is allowed through all the time, provided it doesn't ask for a cane.
CD Fleischer - USe the knowledge well, my son. I emailed the California Legislature's website and told 'em not to look at the Micra Site.
We're safe.
David Williams - You'll have to settle for
Ralf - You'll have to settle for
(I ain't upset, just didn't wanna fall into a rut)
David Williams - Back so soon? lol
As for my "amazing pictures"..... I ask my lovely wife and daughters to assist me. They're not too hesitant anymore, especially after I got out of my vivisectionist phase. As for my handle, I have a feeling that me and you get the same visuals... lol.... what drugs did YOU do back in the 70's?
(j/k)
Mr G - Spewing beer out one's own nostrils is the first sign of alcohol abuse. Kindly remember to swallow before clicking in the future.
Franmeister - Actually, $6.78 is for the Micra. Viewing my website cost $75... per visit.
Come back often!
Storyville - I am not a SEAL.... more of a walrus with a mannatee's butt. As for Austin Powers, isn't that the guy who shags?
(I'm serious about that! I'm drawing a blank over here!!!!)
Carver - CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S SO DAGNABBED FUNNY ALREADY?!?!?!?!!?
(Twisted, yes.... in a looped kinda way)
David Williams - YOU AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?
Misque - Glad to make your day... as I previously said, use the power wisely, my son.
Actually a tape sounds like a pretty cool idea!!! I'd ask Paladin Press to distribute it and enlighten the WORLD! LMAO!!!
I do NOTHING professionally..... that'd take the fun outta it.... also put the stress INTO it!
Well, I'm gonna stop cuz my wife just came by with my nightly IV Drip of Thorazine/Lithium/Foster'sLager/Nyquil
I'm gonna REALLY wake up NOW!!!!!
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Vampire Gerbil: similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
