The BeltSword?

markksr

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My goodness.
I just found this posted over at TheHighRoad...
Apparently there is an ad for it in the current Shotgun News.
http://www.beltswords.com/

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OMG. I think there is an ad for that thing in the current issue of Blade.

The first video on the website pretty much says it all for me. Topless chick ahoy!
You know that's a quality product.
 
Well...this would have to fall in the "alrighty then" category...lol.

It won't function as a belt seeing as you can only use the back belt loops...
I am betting you would have to have your belt loops tailored for it as it looks very wide...
Any state that it would be legal in I am betting you can get a CCW, a much better option...

The mall ninjas will absolutely love it!
 
Yes, I can see a mall ninja or a cubicle commando cutting their weak sided hand off during a draw, trying to impress their friends.....
 
You laugh now, but when I'm wearing one, you'll be sorry!
As we speak, I'm working on getting her to wear mine for me.

We are a team!
 
The chick in the video looks totally retarded, yet I find myself watching it over and over....

Kinda hypnotic, actually.
 
spyder10 said:
Warning to all those out there, the link is not safe for work.
NSFW!
Click to expand...

Depends on where you work. Almost nudity doesn't count. Unless there was more someplace else....:)

ps. Looks like she's wearing a cat skin scarf too.
 
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"RazorMan - Fully Weaponized"

LOL!

I darent watch the 85 year old videos incase they're using the same outfit as the main video
 
THR is arranging an evaluation of a beltsword. 'Razorman' claims that his semisharp beltsword cuts better than a 'samurai sword' and is a faster draw than a gun.

Inquiring minds want to know...
 
It might be better than a gun...I know if I was attacked by someone wearing one of the belt swords when I saw him whip it out I would be laughing to hard to shoot straight...
 
Oh. My. God. Someone did it. Someone actually beat out Dark Ops and those clowns who make "tactical balls" (seriously, look it up.) This is amazing. Already we have so many strong contenders for the Gecko45 awards and now this comes along? I am truly amazed; I want this to be a joke, but at the same time I want it to be real.
 
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I used to have a set of tactical balls, but now my wife owns them!
 
You can almost hear the cartoonish "BWOINNNNGGGG" sound it must make as you whip it out...
 
for a second I thought we might actually have to worry(albeit only a little) about mall ninjas now.., but nah, they'd cut themselves first anyway.., the only thing we'd have to worry about is dying of laughter if someone pulled one of these out!! haha!!
 
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