The BeltSword?

I will totally wear this along with my ccw pistol, back-up pistol, ankle derringer, tac flashlight, combat dagger, combat folder, collapsible baton, neck knife, boot knife, multitool, titanium knuckle-dusters,keychain with kubaton and mace, taser, spare magazine pouches, and folding carbine style shotgun. Maybe two, I live and work in the middle class suburbs of Southern California and it's like an open war-zone.
 
The Belt Sword looks...unique. It looks to have been penned by a horny (explains the topless chick) Lynn Thompson on crack cocaine.

The tactical balls....that just makes my day. The site says "we put our balls on the line every day." Holy crap.

:D
 
I have seen something else like this, some kind of flexible spike thing that had a series of steel beads on a cable that became rigid when a handle was squeezed.Just can't remember where I saw it.
 
The scary thing is...This is just stupid and crazy enough that I want one. Admittedly it's ridiculous, but the system does sound like some one put some thought and work into it. I can imagine that thing wiggles around like a saw when you do anything with it, the idea that it could be used as a machete for survival...Wow. Just...wow.
 
I vaguely remember a review of something very similar by gun writer Leroy Thompson. It may have been in 'Tactical knives' magazine. If I remember, it was made in Spain
 
i think i have an old tape measure with a busted end on it ,,ill use that to make my own lol maybe ill invent the watch strap sword /knife ???? sell millions at the mall
 
shaker said:
i think i have an old tape measure with a busted end on it ,,ill use that to make my own lol maybe ill invent the watch strap sword /knife ???? sell millions at the mall
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Brilliant!
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Was that a sword in his pants or was he just happy to see the model?
 
Oh man, that "sword" is freakin' funny! Like someone further up said, it probably flops around like a tape measure. It'll probably end up as the focus of the next "dangerous weapons" article in the New York Times, even though no self respecting thug would carry one. I can see the headlines now. Should be the wet dream of mall ninjas everywhere though.

EDIT: I actually can think of one good use for this thing:

1.Stand in front of your friends with nothing but underpants, jeans, and your "belt" on. (shoes optional)

2.Tell them to "look over here."

3. Pull out sword.

4. Grin in amusement at your friends' astonished faces.

5. Hang your head in shame for having purchased such a retarted item.
 
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you laugh , but wait till I develop the G string model for women , ribbed (serrated) for her pleasure... there will be a special PIKAL model for gifts to X-wives ;)
 
OMG!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! This has got to be the most PATHETICALLY hilarious thing I've seen in quite a while! They actually take themselves sooooo seriously! LOL!!!!

:eek:Get a load of this.....

(QUOTE):
Military: There are military applications. Unable to comment.
Police: There are law enforcement applications.
Martial Arts: There is a real spiritual aspect to the martial arts and also to the RazorSword. The Soul of the Sword is only as honorable as its guardian.
Future: We are conducting experiment with various BeltSword Systems as a complete weapon platform. It will be capable of holding multiple weapons with simultaneous deployment. It will be better that a science fiction movie!

“Futuristic Super-Weapon” Curtis W. Koehler (Of German Descent) (Born and resides in Wisconsin) is the inventor of this patent pending system that allows a massive double-edged RazorSword to strike instantly from out of “thin air”! The BeltSword Containment System is a “Flexible Linked Tunnel of High Carbon Steel” that forms a “Protective Containment System” for the RazorSword. This patent pending “tunnel” allows the RazorSword to easily slide in and out of the containment system. It also conceals the sword (protects the wearer) while the entire system remains hidden. (Virtually undetectable)

Lightning Fast! Your enemy…can’t see it, hear it, or stop it…until it’s too late. Design features apply the laws of physics; force, energy, mass, and change. We have developed an engineering mechanical advantage to redirect the energy of a massive steel sword, bend it, control it, and release it instantly. The BeltSword System redirects this energy; bending the sword around your waist. When adjusted properly the RazorSword is worn in such total comfort, you will forget that you are wearing it.

Born 3008 BC…Reborn 2008 AD. 5,000 years ago; the first swords were born into chaos and conflict, and took dominion over the course of human events. Over many centuries the sword became unfairly diminished…it is now reborn to take back its rightful place of preeminence! Reborn from the dark crevices of our past…from the edge of time itself…and reinvented into a “Futuristic Super-Weapon”!

The Soul Of The Sword…reborn from the dawn of human existence; we have captured it, we have tamed it, and you will not believe it!

Fighter Jet Technology: It cuts through the air like the wing of a high performance jet fighter. The RazorSword does not need to be sharp due to the massive kinetic energy delivered from its already thin blade. The speed and weight of the blade coupled with the weight and power from your arm/body propel the RazorSword with so much speed and kinetic energy that it can bury the RazorSword deep into a plywood sheet. This is all accomplished with the unsharpened thin rounded edge from the RazorSword blade alone. (Due to our “wonderful” legal system (RazorRazor does not wish to risk the liability of a razor sharp sword) you may sharpen the blade yourself or have it done professionally)

The specially rounded and hardened / tempered high carbon spring steel edge allows you to penetrate both hard and soft targets, and will always retain its shape. The RazorSword is the first sword that will never need to be sharpened, because the rounded edge will never get dull. (A very sharp edges can actually “roll over” and inhibit the ability of a blade to penetrate…the RazorSword blade will always retain its thin rounded edge for cutting.) The rounded edge of the RazorSword cuts as nearly as deep into ½ inch thick plywood as a sharp machete.

On condition of anonymity RazorRazor has spoken with former special forces and Delta Force personnel that have determined that the kinetic energy alone is enough to be “beyond extremely lethal”.
 
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