The best present ever...

Daniel Moore

Daniel Moore

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You know what's better than having a bottle of red Tabasco sauce?

Having 5 bottles in a metal caddie. My girlfriend bought it for me, and it has original, jalapeno, garlic, habanero, and chipotle. I'm in McIlhenny heaven.
 
Now all you gotta do is find yourself a bottle of Cholula, and you'll lose interest in the Tabasco. YUM! Great stuff, nectar of the gods.
 
NeedleRemorse said:
You know what's better than having a bottle of red Tabasco sauce?
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Having a bottle of Dave's Gourmet Temporary Insanity Sauce. :D :eek:

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I'm a big lover of TABASCO sauce.

Although, it's not really hot enough for my taste, but here in NZ I've never seen Mad Dog or Blair's sauce, so TABASCO will have to do.
 
That sounds like a really thoughtful gift. I always liked Tabasco sauce, but now it's not hot enough for me, even the new versions, so I use sulfuric acid to flavor my food instead.
 
I like Tabasco, but my favorite is Texas Champagne. Not extremely hot, but usually when I eat something with it, the food already has plenty of hot ingredients to begin with. ;)

Esav Benyamin said:
[...] I use sulfuric acid to flavor my food instead.
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:D
 
Esav Benyamin said:
That sounds like a really thoughtful gift. I always liked Tabasco sauce, but now it's not hot enough for me, even the new versions, so I use sulfuric acid to flavor my food instead.
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I dunno Esav, sooner or later that old sulfuric acid won't be hot enough for you either. Maybe you still have time to get ahold of some plutonium before Homeland Security upgrades security procedures at nuke sites.
:D
 
When you guys get tired of the "girly" sulfuric acid and weapons grade plutonium, maybe you'll get yourselves a bottle of one of these. Caution: your brain will explode:

The Hottest Sauces in the World !
http://www.chez-williams.com/Hot Sauce/hothome.htm

I would do anything to get my hands on a Blair's 16 million reserve or 6am hot sauce.
Now THAT is a weapon of mass destruction!
 
Emanuel said:
...The Hottest Sauces in the World !
http://www.chez-williams.com/Hot Sauce/hothome.htm

I would do anything to get my hands on a Blair's 16 million reserve or 6am hot sauce.
Now THAT is a weapon of mass destruction!
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I found this website last year while searching for some "hot" stuff for my son's birthday present. I got heartburn just reading the descriptions! :( (Notice that most of the killer konkoctions are "not for direct consumption")
 
I've had the 'Da Bomb' sauce from that page and let me tell you it is a bad joke...I couldnt imagine the ones that are 10 times as hot. I actually experienced it as a joke a friend pulled. He took a tooth pick and stuck the end in the bottle and put it in some food he offered me. I like hot stuff...but my mouth was still burning 30 mins later. I thought there was no way possible it was from just the tip of a toothpick so I did it again on my own with the same results. I know he had to sign a waiver when he bought it not holding the store responsible...Hottttt
 
Sword and Shield said:
Cholula... blech. Nice sauce, but not a hot sauce.
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I'm not going for heat, rather TASTE. I like spice and some heat, but not the ass-burners like Dave's insanity sauce etc. Cholula has a nice flavor to it that works well on a surprisingly large number of foods/dishes.
 
Those are good "edible" sauces. I like really hot food but some of that stuff is just sick. We were at a office picnic and put some Dave's Insanity Sauce on a guy's burger. He started moaning and then wiped his eyes and had some on his fingers and it was like he'd been pepper sprayed. It seemed like a funny idea at the time :rolleyes:
 
I'm a big fan of Frank's Red Hot. I put it on almost everything. :D
 
K.V. Collucci said:
I'm a big fan of Frank's Red Hot. I put it on almost everything. :D
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A little butter and a lot of Frank's is the simplest (and great) chicken wing sauce.
 
Shann said:
Those are good "edible" sauces. I like really hot food but some of that stuff is just sick. We were at a office picnic and put some Dave's Insanity Sauce on a guy's burger. He started moaning and then wiped his eyes and had some on his fingers and it was like he'd been pepper sprayed. It seemed like a funny idea at the time :rolleyes:
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I hope he washed his hands VERY good before he took a leak... :eek:
 
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