The boy who cried "Ding"

JohnTheTexican said:
Do you have a story about the guy who cried:
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The Knife maker who cried "guess the offering"
Once upon a time a genius knife maker had a loyal following of manly warriors of men.... he would give them riddles to further expand their minds and distribute rewards... all was wonderful until one day when the knife maker was feeling particularly mischievious due to the rare consumption of tequila rather than bourbon.. he went on to offer a riddle ending in no offering...he laughed and laughed an the loyal customers were hurt.. now an then he would dash their hopes for a good laugh..eventually his faithful following began to discard his riddles.. one fine morning following a particularly successful night of drinking in front of the grinding wheel ...the knife maker looked in awe at the incredible creation he held and was so excited to make it available!! He quickly thought up a short riddle that read " find its mother and father and explain why this blade likes when its raining..only real men can solve this riddle" ...but not a single follower bothered to take it serious... meanwhile in the massive search engine that is Googl lead a large number of rather flamboyant men to the Busse site through the words in his riddle "its-raining-men" ... before he knew it his blades were showing up on "interesting" Web pages in "inappropriate" pictures... one blade was even seen on the cover of "fluff" magazine. ...his tough reputation was never the same...
 
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darkaether said:
I don't remember any tacoflage ever surfacing.
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Therein lies the reference. For some reason I thought I recalled a few knives with it appearing on the tables at Blade '12... or maybe I was just still scarred from the online pics. :eek:
 
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