The Busse Combat INFI Elf. . . .

Gravelface said:
Sam actually looks like an Elf?!........what about Mongo and Crew? .....What was Garth ..a lump of coal.
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A LUMP OF COAL............

Guess who just made MY list.

Trust me. NO ONE wants to see my costume.

Merry Christmas Bro,

Garth

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Tim the Slugman said:
I just love Elves!:D
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Careful where you cast your allegiances.... :eek:

Guyon said:
It has recently leaked out that Busse Combat is making knives for elves. Let that sink in a second...

That's right. Elves.

And not just any old run-of-the-mill, Middle-Earth savin', bow-and-arrow totin', piercing-eyed elves. We're talking about guerilla elves armed with INFI. They're out there, in the gloomy places that send a shiver down your spine on cold, dark nights.

Keebler, it has been discovered, is just a front for the real militant elf faction that could change the very way we think about cookies.

I realize I am putting my life in peril by amassing the information below, but someone has to stand up and shed light on the truth. Otherwise, elves will wind up with all the good INFI. So, I present you with...

Exhibit One:
Keebler front man holding a Sus Scrofa.

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Exhibit Two:
Documentation of the super secret KGB-1 bravely smuggled out of elf territory by LVC.

Last Visible Canary said:
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illusive, wich is why the image is in black and white, ultra high contrast - it was taken at night. The blade had a red g10 handle and a brighter version of the standard od-green camo.

they will build the coffin they put you in, and make the cookies for your funeral. the keebler army only buys the best of the best.
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Exhibit Three:
Actual photographs of an elf blade about to be shipped out by Busse Combat. Acquired through a hobbit spy ring associated with LVC.

Last Visible Canary said:
note: kgb-1 photograph is to scale

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(this particular military order was not offered to the public, and the kgb-1 only very reluctantly allowed the images of the unfinished blades to be publically photographed.)
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Since nobly blowing his own cover in order to bring this faction to light, LVC has relocated "by the sea". (Elves don't like sandy beaches and the hot sun.) It is up to us to make his sacrifices worthwhile.
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Merry Xmas to all the elves and merry-makers of the Busse Crew.

Happy Holidays and a Merry New Year to come.

Peace and Joy from Ole Virginny. :D
 
Blue Label said:
A LUMP OF COAL............

Guess who just made MY list.

Trust me. NO ONE wants to see my costume.

Merry Christmas Bro,

Garth

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Garth, he didn't make you wear the pink induction thong again did he? That should be a thing you should only have to go through once. Just wait you new on line inducted Hogs, when you come to a show it is your turn.
 
Geeeeez, talk about spin, this went from pretty girls dressed up as X-mas characters to an underground elf militia ready to take over the world with great steel and taking everybody's cookies.
 
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Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!!!!!!​













Ok.....enough of this cheering ass crap! Give Busse, what new knife you droppin down the ole chimmy stack!!!!:p;)



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Did a booger 'Chop and visions of Sasquatch wearing a pink thong kill this thread?

Bring the pics! I have a strong stomach!
 
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