The consolidated thead concerning why YOU need a BK9...right now.

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spydercobenchmadekai

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Hey, BiggHoss, want to chime in with any that I forget?

A picture to get us started:



Soo. These are the reasons why you NEED and can't not have a BK9. These are coppied from BiggHoss, myself, and other BF users' posts.

#1. You can get a free apple fritter at a mysterious dougnut shop deep in the wilderness for BK9 owners...if you can find the place.

#2. Also, you're 17% less likely to have your home destroyed by meteorites or any other falling rocks. Be sure to ask for a discount on your insurance!

#3. There will be no obstacles in front of you.

#4. Your enemies will disappear. The will be vaporized, as in the book, 1984.

#5. It's not merely a chopper, it's a really versatile blade.

#6. The 9 just has an awesome factor and an AMAZING balance between large and not too large but large enough.

#7. If your next becker isn't a BK9, then you're doing it wrong.

#8. The BK9 comes before all else. It comes before other knives, before food, it's so important it even comes before beer! In fact, even before bacon!

#9. It is the KING, for crying out loud!

Mandantory pictures.






It is good at fine work, too:


This was done with only a few swings:




All hail the KING:
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Hey, mods, sticky me please!
 
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Your garden will produce record sized plants if you own a bk9

Firewood will never be wet if it is split with a bk9
 
Food automatically tastes better if it is sliced with a BK9.

Your car payment interest is reduced by 1.35%.

Battery's last X2 as long if you own a BK9.

All the trees you look at will seem smaller if you own a BK9.
 
I think its gonna be one of those blades that I never part with. --keroscene

It chops well, but is light enough that you can keep using it for a while without getting tired. --me

The niner is my most used blade. --The Warrior
 
The creation of the King:

Ethan Becker had a dream. He dreamed that all knives were not equal. He dreamed that he should create one that was the king. One knife to rule them all. He created the 9. There is no equivalent to the 9. There is no knife that is equal. Because. Because what? Because the 9 is KING!
 
Not only did my BK9 increase my testosterone production by 20%, I've actually had firewood split itself in fear. Be warned though, I do believe the 9 is listed as a banned substance by most professional sports institutions as a performance enhancer.
 
BryanNomad said:
Not only did my BK9 increase my testosterone production by 20%, I've actually had firewood split itself in fear. Be warned though, I do believe the 9 is listed as a banned substance by most professional sports institutions as a performance enhancer.
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I was just going to mention something about testosterone :D
 
granitestateofmind said:
Is yours kicking in yet? Don't you boys have some sort of schooling or something that you should be attending to?
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Home school, both of us are home schooled. It's amazing only doing school for 4-6 hours (depending on how lazy I'm feeling) a day. That gives us 18-20 hours a day to do whatever we want, be it making $$$ to fund knives, playing outside, helping mom, being on the computer, in short, if your responsible and never say "no" to mom/dad then they trust that you to play with fire, knives, and walk around with your head screwed on straight.

Sorry for being of topic Eli :o
 
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Pssst, if a meteor hits the ground it's not a meteor but a meteorite so technically, no ones house can be destroyed by meteors. /nerdmode
 
That's not how it works, kiddo. Whatever levels the surface is the surface :). A house raises the surface at that given spot so that's the surface :).
If a meteorite hits a tree, it will hit the ground as well so it will be a meteorite. Meteors vaporise into the atmosphere.
 
Galeocerdoshark said:
That's not how it works, kiddo. Whatever levels the surface is the surface :). A house raises the surface at that given spot so that's the surface :)
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I don't see how a house can be destroyed by a rock from space that has already hit the ground, I would call that a rock.
 
mountainmist said:
I don't see how a house can be destroyed by a rock from space that has already hit the ground, I would call that a rock.
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Meteors vaporize high into the atmosphere (and don't come near the surface) whereas meteorites do not. Of course you didn't quote that :)
 
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