The consolidated thead concerning why YOU need a BK9...right now.

No. Only green knives kill zombies. However, because the 9 is so much more than just a knife, it doesn't have to be green. Thus, the ZK9 was not needed.

Oh-I remembered one more thing about the 9: It is awesome! (And it cuts stuff, too!)
 
So you will know what it felt like to be a Roman Centurion every time you remove that bad boy from it's sheath!
 
I cannot think of any reasons you DON'T need a 9.
 
bigghoss said:
That just makes the joke funnier.


And to add to the meteor/meteorite/space rock discussion, if it hasn't entered the earth's atmosphere and is just cruising around space it's called a meteoroid. And if you have a BK9, your home is less likely to be destroyed by one. And it keeps Sasquatches from pooping in your garden.
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I had real bad meteoroids once....peppered sasquatch jerky's what did it. After that, I decided that my 9 would be OK without the blood of sasquatches. I don't know if you've noticed this, but my 9 starts to hum a little when it's near sasquatch.

BryanNomad said:
I guess only neon green stuff kills zombies?......
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Well...duUuh!
 
Guyon said:
I cannot think of any reasons you DON'T need a 9.
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The only valid reason for not buying another 9 is that you already have at least 9 nines.

And yes, they do hum when a Sasquatch is near. Then they fly through the air and turn the Sasquatch into Sasquatch jerky.
 
spydercobenchmadekai said:
No. Only green knives kill zombies. However, because the 9 is so much more than just a knife, it doesn't have to be green. Thus, the ZK9 was not needed.
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So you are saying love is color blind, so there is no need for a ZK9? What about for finding it more easily in the dark? It could use some green glow-in-the-dark paint in the etching. That way you would never have to be in the position of "needing" your BK9/ZK9 because it was too dark.
 
Manila envelopes faint at the sight of a BK-9, and drop their contents all over the living-room floor when the mail arrives. :barf:

Pick up your mail. Semper Fi!
 
bigghoss said:
That just makes the joke funnier.


And to add to the meteor/meteorite/space rock discussion, if it hasn't entered the earth's atmosphere and is just cruising around space it's called a meteoroid. And if you have a BK9, your home is less likely to be destroyed by one. And it keeps Sasquatches from pooping in your garden.
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No squatches in Europe :(. What should the 9 do for me? :D
 
Hahahaha :D. I beg to differ though. I think there are few and far in between. Maybe they have some extra aura here or something ;)
 
spydercobenchmadekai said:
Soo...

Be a pioneer! Invent something to do with it. Buy 9 and juggle them. That'd be cool. Or maybe you could do a BK9 GAW? Maybe you could open mail with it. Or chop stuff with it. Or maybe even use it to cut up food.
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Don't juggle them, you WILL cut your hand off. The BK9 does not tolerate such nonsense.
 
Good point--the 9 would hate you for such foolery. So how about we replace that one with...lets see...hmmm...what about...maybe defending your home from the ESEE/Bark River/Swamp Rat/Busse/Scrapyard/etc. apocalypse!
 
I repeat: Why would you NOT need a 9?

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