The CPK 2024 October Outlaw cut!

[SwarthyGnome]

I'm sorry not many pics this year

But our badass friend SwarthyGnome

Starting the outlaw cut!!!!

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He freaking kicked ass today with Richard338 FR16 !!!!!

Proud of you broski !!!!

https://imgur.com/a/iqmjioh

 

[SwarthyGnome]

Damn right he did when he was demolishing everything on a badly sprained ankle!!!!!! Lol

Dude. My ankle is soooo F’ed

The pizza had just arrived, and the yellowjackets/wasps/murdery flying stinger bugs were out and harassing… apparently only me.
I swatted at one with my hat while standing on a gravel slope…
My right ankle inverted and I fell on top of it…
Marc and Matthew G said the fall was graceful. They were lying through their teeth. I hit the ground like a sack of rocks. I heard my ankle pop.

Last night I stood at the toilet to urinate. I damn near cried.
I’ve been sitting to pee ever since. It doesn’t even look that bad.
The drive home is gonna suuuuck.

 

[toker]

Dude. My ankle is soooo F’ed

You should have just accepted the sting. It probably would have hurt less.

 

[TRfromMT]

Wait. Yellow jackets and hornets. F that. I am no longer sad I missed this. I am very glad.

(That’s what I’m telling myself)

 

[dericdesmond]

Congratulations Dan! That action shot is manly asf

And damn thats alot of papa johns. Dont you dare throw any of them garlic butters away

 

[ferider]

https://imgur.com/a/iqmjioh

Congrats. Dan !

Richard338 - that knife is sweet.

yoko , did you guys sharpen between users ? Just wondering.

 

[toker]

And damn thats alot of papa johns. Dont you dare throw any of them garlic butters away

The driver somehow fit all of those pizzas in a small sedan. I have no idea how he did that, but it's possible he was formerly a drug runner who turned legit.

Also want thank the Carothers family for having us. It was incredible to meet with fellow knife fans and finally put faces to BF names. Loves to see everyone's collections and hear their stories.

 

[mb>]

Can’t imagine what pizza guy thought he’d just walked into. Lol Dudes in Kevlar skirts, giant knives, Matt Gregory, someone with a horse head on…

 

[clinton1]

Can’t imagine what pizza guy thought he’d just walked into. Lol Dudes in Kevlar skirts, giant knives, Matt Gregory, someone with a horse head on…

"Nothing to see here.......just put the pizza down and walk away slowly......."
- Nathan the Machinist probably

 

[yoko]

Congrats. Dan !

Richard338 - that knife is sweet.

yoko , did you guys sharpen between users ? Just wondering.

Nathan gave it a quick touch up the night before

Bennie and a few other blade sports guys and other members where trying it on 2x4s before the outlaw cut

Never re sharpened and it performed amazingly!!!!

 

[Lorien]

I stood at the toilet to urinate. I damn near cried.
I’ve been sitting to pee ever since. It doesn’t even look that bad.

story of my life...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Dude. My ankle is soooo F’ed

The pizza had just arrived, and the yellowjackets/wasps/murdery flying stinger bugs were out and harassing… apparently only me.
I swatted at one with my hat while standing on a gravel slope…
My right ankle inverted and I fell on top of it…
Marc and Matthew G said the fall was graceful. They were lying through their teeth. I hit the ground like a sack of rocks. I heard my ankle pop.

Last night I stood at the toilet to urinate. I damn near cried.
I’ve been sitting to pee ever since. It doesn’t even look that bad.
The drive home is gonna suuuuck.

well. I sit to pee for other reasons.

partly depth perception.

only partly.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Can’t imagine what pizza guy thought he’d just walked into. Lol Dudes in Kevlar skirts, giant knives, Matt Gregory, someone with a horse head on…

It was legit freaking epic

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

So the shootout was going to start at noon but the camera crew is here and they're doing more videos. so. We're going to have the shootout whenever they finish

 

[Murphjd25]

Bro if I would have known this was a giant pizza party I would have been there for sure!!!!!!

 

[jlauffer]

I'm sorry not many pics this year

But our badass friend SwarthyGnome

Starting the outlaw cut!!!!

View attachment 2695741

View attachment 2695742

He freaking kicked ass today with Richard338 FR16 !!!!!

Proud of you broski !!!!

Interesting to see a Cold Steel banner

 

[Jo the Machinist]

The driver somehow fit all of those pizzas in a small sedan. I have no idea how he did that, but it's possible he was formerly a drug runner who turned legit.

Also want thank the Carothers family for having us. It was incredible to meet with fellow knife fans and finally put faces to BF names. Loves to see everyone's collections and hear their stories.

COL (cackle out loud) I'm so glad to meet you and your brother. I like your take. I just kept thinking it was some sort of clown car for pizzas

 

[Burke]

COL (cackle out loud) I'm so glad to meet you and your brother. I like your take. I just kept thinking it was some sort of clown car for pizzas

Especially funny take from a guy named toker

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Shootout update:

Remember when I said "I will take your money"

Thank you for your money

That is all

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Also.

Remember when I said, "if someone gives you candy, do not eat it."

I told you so