The curative properties of Corona beer

[lifterg]

And the lime prevents scurvy.

 

[Mike G]

I think it's the skunk extract.

Wonder why people put limes in their Corona? It's the mask the stale skunky taste. I opened one the other night and had to pour it out. I've never had a Corona that tasted really good, but this one was worse than usual. I think the culprit is the clear bottles, but Mexican pee could be a contributing factor.

-Bob

The last Corona I opened smelled absolutely disgusting.

I will never drink or even touch a Corona again.

 

[Lone Hunter]

Glad they finally came up with a use for Corona.

As far as the lime, that was used to keep flys off the bottle in Mexico.

Then us tourists came down and thought that was for taste or something so we brought the idea back home.......

Silly silly gringo

 

[Lone Hunter]

opps double post

 

[bravhrt1]

Seriously.


I swear Corona beer works better.

Any stomache ache of any kind... I've tried it: upset stomach, ate something that didn't agree with me, nervous stomach, ran for a bus with a meal in my stomach, indigestion - the kind of thing when you eat a meal and, hours later, you feel like you're not digesting it... (haven't tried for hangover)

I've been keeping Corona beer around the house for about 6 months since I first started to suspect this, and after testing if over that period, I'm convinced.

Now, I can anticipate all the jokes ya'all will post about, "Just how MUCH of it are you drinking? He-he." , just one and, at times, I have poured half a bottle into a glass and handed the bottle to my girlfriend to finish.

I don't know what it is, but other Mexican beers don't work. Corona LIGHT doesn't work, but Corona is like some kind of an elixer.

I'm sure I'm not imagining this. AM I?

.

I know...it sounds weird, but I am here to back up "fulloflead" on this one. Same experience: sour stomach, indigestion...whatever. Crack open a beer and take a few swallows and stomach settles down. I don't drink Corona - Molson Ice myself, alhtough I've been know to tilt back a Corona every now and then. Don't knock it - it works.

 

[mr.trooper]

Seriously.

When ever I had a belly ache as a kid, my grandmother would pour a glass of gingerale and stir the living crap out of it until it was flat. She'd toss a straw in that and have me sip on it for a while. In no time I'd feel better.

I swear Corona beer works better.

Any stomache ache of any kind... I've tried it: upset stomach, ate something that didn't agree with me, nervous stomach, ran for a bus with a meal in my stomach, indigestion - the kind of thing when you eat a meal and, hours later, you feel like you're not digesting it... (haven't tried for hangover)

I've been keeping Corona beer around the house for about 6 months since I first started to suspect this, and after testing if over that period, I'm convinced.

Now, I can anticipate all the jokes ya'all will post about, "Just how MUCH of it are you drinking? He-he." , just one and, at times, I have poured half a bottle into a glass and handed the bottle to my girlfriend to finish.

I don't know what it is, but other Mexican beers don't work. Corona LIGHT doesn't work, but Corona is like some kind of an elixer.

I'm sure I'm not imagining this. AM I?

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