The CURSE of the One Hand Trekker

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Lavan

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Oh Victorinox One Hand Trekker, thou vile temptress!

Thou hast turnedeth my head from knives of greater beauty. FIE!

Look at it:

Knife of Greater Beauty: Expensive and fussy.
OHT: Cheap and easy.

KOGB: Blade RC67 and requires portable CATRA machine.
OHT: Blade only RC56 but EEAAASSYYY to sharpen.

KOGB: "Oh baby, get me a baton and I will cut wood for you."
OHT: "Here, honey, use my saw.

KOGB: "Please oil me all over and wax my scales"
OHT: "I'm OK, wanna play?"

KOGB: "Show me to your friends."
OHT: "Let's stay home and get cozy."

KOGB: "My blade is THIS long."
OHT: "My blade is not 3" or 4", but three and ONE HALF inches...perfect."

KOGB: "Take me out to dinner."
OHT: "I'll open the can and MAKE your dinner."

KOGB: "My scales are loose. Get a screwdriver and tighten me."
OHT: "Want to use my screwdriver?"

KOGB: "You look stupid with parsley in your teeth."
OHT: "Here, honey, use my toothpick."

KOGB: "I'm serrated and plain edged"
OHT: "Me too."

KOGB: "NO! I ain't got no chisel grind. Think I'm an Emerson er sumpin?"
OHT: "Sure I'm chisel ground. And my thin blade will slice anything."

So, as you see..... I may be hanging around ole Plain Jane fer quite a while.

:rolleyes: :D
 
Lavan- Stop already with singing the praises of the One Handed Trekker. I want one bad, but I can't until I sell my Vic Tradesman. You're kill'n me.
 
Outstanding Lavan!!

Scott, while you are waiting, how about some SAK Erotica :)

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Actually, I think the knife is kinda ugly. I don't like the hump for the hole, (even though it has to be there.) I also wish it came with red scales. I like the knife because it looks so darn practical. I gotta admit, though, that pic sure make it look good.
 
Oh, you mean if it was pointy???

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Or ...maybe had a .... CLIP???

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Like that maybe??

:D :D :eek: :D
 
The OHT is one of the ugliest knives I have seen. Even so, I love mine even if it is not a traditional SAK. I find myself carrying mine more often than not.

John
 
Cool thread...........Out of all the larger SAK's I have, I always carry the OHT. The serrations I actually do like. But, a PE version would be great.
 
Hateman said:
Cool thread...........Out of all the larger SAK's I have, I always carry the OHT. The serrations I actually do like. But, a PE version would be great.
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I'm always thinking of reasons why I want to carry other knives, but the OHT always seems to get the pocket time...
 
I just ordered my OTH a few moments ago. While I'm waiting, I'll also be watching to see what Lavan comes up with next!
 
Bayoublaster said:
Nice Mods Lavan. I do wish it had a plain edge version though.
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Mine is plain-edge, red-handled, and has a chisel intead of the large flat screwdriver. :)
 
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