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I don't know why neither I nor anybody else (unless I missed it in skimming too fast) posted this in any of the current run of "What's the best knife for a [name of critter] attack?" threads . . . .
The Vorpal Sword!
Now, nominations are open for who makes the most "vorpal" sword out there.
And, since there have been "diverse comments" over off-topic and/or silly posting, if there are no persuasive objections between now and tomorrow morning, I'll move (not delete) the menagerie of animal attack threads down to "Community," which is underweight in posts, relative to this "General" forum.
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- JKM
www.chaicutlery.com
AKTI Member # SA00001
The Vorpal Sword!
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Now, nominations are open for who makes the most "vorpal" sword out there.
And, since there have been "diverse comments" over off-topic and/or silly posting, if there are no persuasive objections between now and tomorrow morning, I'll move (not delete) the menagerie of animal attack threads down to "Community," which is underweight in posts, relative to this "General" forum.
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- JKM
www.chaicutlery.com
AKTI Member # SA00001