The day has arrived WIFE SAID YES!!!!!!

[northwalesBill]

There are better choices for self-defense than a knife, but WHO CARES. Buy your lady a nice knife that she'll use.

If you really want to get technical about self defense, there is a whole subforum for such nonsense. Personally, I just dress up in shoddy thrift-store clothes and wear a sandwich board that says "I HAVE AIDS". Seems to work alright.

HAHA! I'm going to be getting my wife a SAK Waiter actually.

 

[sebaldus]

Did the stranger need help to open a package or something?

Haha!

 

[leghog]

HAHA! I'm going to be getting my wife a SAK Waiter actually.

That's what I'm giving all the ladies this Christmas.

 

[northwalesBill]

That's what I'm giving all the ladies this Christmas.

Is that a "That's what she said" joke?

 

[muphasta]

That's what I'm giving all the ladies this Christmas.

Do they vibrate?

Sorry, couldn't resist. Actually, I did resist, then I saw northwalesBill's reply, then I couldn't resist.

 

[northwalesBill]

Do they vibrate?

Sorry, couldn't resist. Actually, I did resist, then I saw northwalesBill's reply, then I couldn't resist.

HAH! And we've derailed