The Epic List of Things A Person Should Never, EVER Loan Out.

Untill I got married ( read that as still had disposable income) I had three sets of gear.
1 the fresh new flash stuff I was using.
2 the stuff that may not have been worn out but had been superseded by group 1
3 the stuff that was worn out I should have thrown out. But I kept because Dad was still a Scout leader and would hit me up for a bed roll or mess set or something. It NEVER came back.
My wife got me a Book loan cheque book. On the long section you write the name of the book, date, your name and contact details that goes with the book like a book mark. On the stub goes name of the book the loanees details and the date. I explain I have to do it because I have a memory like a sieve ( I don't) and if I didn't I would forget who I loaned books to. ( I know the last person I saw with every book I ever owned), had never had one of those books with the cheque thing fail to return, maybe because the evidence is there. I have a small circle of friends ( three actually ) and we have books go left and right with abandon no problems.
This is thread on another forum about SWMBO who is a high school teacher
http://www.laventrix.com/showthread.php?t=1714
I'm still waiting for these to come home.
I have given my Brother seven or eight knives over the last 20yrs he doesn't have any left. Most have been stolen out of various cars. including the last a Spydie Co-pilot last year from his unlocked work car out the front of his house.
He has had renal failure I don't want to give him a kidney because going on previous experience he would loose that and come asking for another one!!
( yeah ok bad taste, he has got IGA and family are excluded from donating because it may turn up in us yet)
Carl
 
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I will NEVER loan out CD's or CD-ROM's

-If you are sitting in front of your computer right now with CD's just laying around, uncased, then you are the reason why.

I also cant stand when people handle CD's and touch the bottom. Just grab the sides -JEEEEEEEEZ PEOPLE!
 
i'm pretty particular about my axes, over the last few years i have had friends come up from the city into the interior, city friends get to use the axe with and orange handle, asked then to not touch the plain handle one. go inside to grab the hamburgers, come out, said friend is sitting on the ground holding his foot. used my axe(shaving sharp)underswung, axe didn't even slow down till it hit the rock under his foot, split his big toe in half. lucky the rock was underneath cause it would have sliced that part of his foot off.
 
Never lend or let anyone touch your Red Swingline 747 that it took two years of bitching to finally have the office purchase it for you.
 
Your first edition first printing copy of James Joyce's Ulysses.

No matter how much your friend promises to give it back.

Maybe he's still reading it. I started reading it around 1975 and only finished it 5 or 6 years ago.
 
One of these:

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I use one at work. Its mine. I put my initials on the front with a sharpie so no one confuses it with theirs.

If I catch someone wearing mine (which I have) I usually walk up, grab it by the front, and stretch it away from them because the straps are elastic. The look on their face when they think I'm going to let go is priceless.

Other lessons I've learned:

Fishing rods come back missing the tip.
Lures do not come back at all.

Never lend your kicker/outboard motor.

And my dumbest move yet. Never. Ever. Loan your 8 ton bottle jacks to a co-worker that has a mobile home so he can "level it". The co-worker, the trailer and your bottle jacks will never be seen again.
 
I never loan out anything if I don't specifically have a spare designated for that purpose.
 
never lend a friend a sea-doo, not even for 10 minutes.

I'd only had it about a month. I picked it up barely used at a dealership last summer. at a flat calm, it does about 80km/h.

He get's on and tries to back out from the wharf(which I'm standing on). he thought it was in reverse, it wasn't. he guns the engine and hit's the side of the wharf with all 215hp. I land in the water, he lands on the wharf, and my 600 pound temporary wharf get's shoved back almost a foot.

by some grace of god the sea-doo wasn't damaged, but I have a new respect for idiots with expensive toys.
 
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