The Fate Of The Jerries And Some INFI HOG Q: & A:

My trigger finger was steady as the fake Jerry's popped up. Hopefully my Pork Fu was strong with this Ganza....and a good Ganza it was.

The contact lense scenario was hilarious.
 
You guys remember...It was skunk who 1st called "ME" an INFI HOG!I am an INFI HOG
When you think of 1whobuys...see definition above

And I think it was Mike that said...NO REGRETS
OINK ON My Bothers!!!!
PS..I love you guys too;)

PS...I smoked you guys last night at the trough..within the 1st 10 seconds of Jerry's post...BaWahahahahaaa
 
The only question that lingers for me is, if the real Jerry posts any of the fake Jerry "Go's" just to keep things interesting.

Ganza's without phony go threads would be like the WWE without "badguys" who break the rules and get away with it.
 
Ah, the sweet smell of treachery!

It's what I live for...:D

[I just might have spent a little too much time in the IC...]
 
It's less important to us now. I mean, do you REALLY think Jerry is gonna post the Go button 2-20 min BEFORE the real go???

It was funnerer when we didn't crash the server and a fake "Go" worked. Now we crash both servers within about 2 minutes of the start-time. Only the truly weak get dinged by a fake Dave Brown GO.
 
Look closely... A fake Jerry started this thread! Ziiiiiiiing!!!!



















(Just kidding!) Nuke on!
 
*sniff*

That was friggin' beautiful boss!! It brought a weee tear to my eye...

:)
 
Jerry Busse said:
I realize that the multiple Jerries are a pain in the katookis for the new guys. . . . and they're an even bigger pain for the girls in the office when they try to sort through the hundreds of emails. . . . But gosh darn it, I like the deceitful little porkers!!! :thumbup: They exemplify the true spirit of the INFI HOGs . . . . They stay!!!. . . "NO REGRETS!"

Amidst the flood of BloodBathaGanzaaaa emails were a number of emails that were filled with questions about the mysterious Man/Beast. . .The INFI HOG. . . . I will answer those here. . . .

Q: What is the true meaning of the cloven hoof salute?

A: The cloven hoof salute means, "I will trample you on the way to the trough and I will wipe my muddy, bloody cloven hooves on your INFI-less carcass as I return home with the spoils of war!!!" Thus the reason we make the up and down motion with our hoof during the salute. . . it emulates the trampling and the wiping of the hoof on your fellow HOG!. . .

Q: Why is "NO REGRETS" the battle cry of the INFI HOG????

A: The phrase "No Regrets" can mean either "Yowza! You just trampled the truffles right out of me on the way to the trough. . . . but I'm okay with that." Or, "Yowza! I just trampled the truffles right out of you on the way to the trough, and I'm okay with that!" . . . See? It works either way. . . Just like "aloha" which can mean both "hello" and "goodbye". . . . It's the aloha of the HOG or the AloHOG if you will. . . . NO REGRETS!!!!!. . . :thumbup: :D

Q: Isn't it unfair to use deceit and treachery to score a knife from under the snout of a fellow HOG?

A: Deceit and treachery are the tools of the INFI HOG . . . If you take them away, it is like declawing and defanging a lion and then expecting him to still be an effective hunter. . . he won't be. . . he will starve!

You can't know the sublime joy of HOGDOM until you make it to a show and experience burning your fellow HOGs, live and in person. . . Here's how it usually goes. . . A knife is soon to be offered. . . you drop a contact lense and start crawling around on the floor asking people to be careful where they step. . . You surface in front of the table with the crowd behind you still trying to help find your imaginary contact lense. . . . The knife is offered. . . In a flashbang of monumental proportions with blood, beer, cigars, and half of the HOGs still looking around on the floor for your lense. . . it is over!. . . The smoke clears and you stand victorious with your newest chunk O' INFI in hand . . .errrr. . . in hoof. A hush quickly overtakes the trough as they realize what has just happened, and you walk victoriously through the gauntlet of slackjawed HOGs who, slowly but surely, applaud their own demise from under your cloven hoof because your Pork Fu was stronger. . . You return to the relative safety of your hotel room where you slide your new INFI blade out of its cardboard sleeve, causing the smell of burnt bacon to fill the room, and you know, that at that moment in time, you are the king of the trough, the alpha boar who ate his own. . . . you are at that moment in time, a HOG of legend!

Nuke on my wayward HOGs!

Jerry:D
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Ring, ring, ring... Yes, Gov'na? Pardoned, you say??? Just in time, sah.

:eek:

WHEW!!! :o Thought I was a goner there. Neck stretched, gasping for life! Thank you, Mister Boss HOG, sir!! I won't let you down...

Which means for the rest of ya

I'll be BACK.

Who says u can't teach a new HOG old tricks?? :thumbup:


Muhahahahahahahahaaaa!! :D

NO REGRETS
 
wash said:
It's one thing to be fooled by Jerry 8usse, you got fooled by...
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True, that!

However, if memory serves me, *YOU* were the one studying a pic of RON'S BUM long enough to make out minute details of SKIN TONE ON ELBOWS and the like. ;) Duuuuuuude... That'll make ya go blind.


Wait...

I gotta paddle faster and get outta here!

I HEAR BANJO MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!



;)




Btw - nice post, Jerry 8usse!!!
 
LOL, nice speech, Boss! :D Ya, know... people here on the Forums were bashing us at BLADE about being a "kinder & gentler" bunch of HOG's at the Trough... LMAO

"... they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash." Heh-heh...! :p :thumbup: :D
Sorry! Obscure movie quote moment... :foot:

:D:D
 
Jaxx said:
LOL, nice speech, Boss! :D Ya, know... people here on the Forums were bashing us at BLADE about being a "kinder & gentler" bunch of HOG's at the Trough... LMAO

"... they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash." Heh-heh...!
Sorry! Obscure movie quote moment...

:D:D
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You guys were a kinder, gentler bunch o' hogs. If Jerry hadn't caved to the calls about "fairness" and had allowed the past accepted practice of snagging from behind the table, you would have seen a whole other side of things. :D But he decided for some reason that fairness had a place at through for this show and that led to the kindness and gentility. :D You sir were spared, you scored big but you were spared. :D The fact that he had a ton of blades this year and trickled them out didn't hurt in the civility department either. I missed the blood bath last year, but I heard it was brutal. All the knives Jerry brought were brought out within the first 20 to 30 minutes of the show. Talk about flying hooves and elbows trying to grab stuff up! :eek:

I hope I make it to the show next year to see how things flow. :D
 
Paddling_man said:
However, if memory serves me, *YOU* were the one studying a pic of RON'S BUM long enough to make out minute details of SKIN TONE ON ELBOWS and the like. ;) Duuuuuuude... That'll make ya go blind
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Memory doesn't serve you, my reaction was this:

Whoa, Amy's got man a**!

Then I was polite and didn't say anything... until the truth came out.
 
As I recall, Jaxx was immediately calling Ron's a$$ into question, being the stalker that he is!!!! :eek: :D
 
Guyon said:
As I recall, Jaxx was immediately calling Ron's a$$ into question, being the stalker that he is!!!! :eek: :D
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Yep, I am pretty sure he was the first to catch on...I think the rest of us fell for it. Still the funniest thing I've ever seen here!

Who was it that put it right in as there avatar before the truth was known:rolleyes:

Man, I still laugh about that
 
Doh - You're right, Wash. I was thinking it was you but, who else could it be??? Jaxx...

(Though you did seem to note those details in conversation. :p Jaxx may be going "blind" from looking but I think your eyes hurt a bit too.) :D :thumbup:

Jaxx said:
I can't really see Amy-0 posing for this kind of shot, but I'll stick to what I can point out, 'cause I could be way off on that impression...

1. The hair in the 2nd pic looks too long, and inconsistant with Amy's current length and style shown in the 1st pic... by about 2-3 inches +.
2. I've yet to see JERRY take or crop pix this badly unless he's HIDING something. He's got skillz with the lens and with the software for photo processing... The 2nd pic is much smaller than the first, suggesting heavy cropping. Also off center to the left... a li'l too much.
(Something's not right about the elbows too... But that's not what originally led me to study it further. It's the hair.)
3. Also... 1st shot... Bra, 2nd shot... no evidence of one... Sorry, Amy ...But why, if these pix were shot one after the other, would there be this inconsistancy?

"That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it." LOL
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