The guy that was throwing his knives

If I had Antoine's contact information I would indeed send him a Junglas to fend off all those people dat be rapin yo husbands. Antoine deserves a Junglas for, well, just being the Antoine we have all come to love and admire in Alabama.
 
You should make a youtube commercial with him! I can imagine it now....


"Hide yo' kids cause we cuttin' everyone out here"
 
R.A.T. said:
We updated our warranty page
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Looks good, pretty straight forward. Anyone who complains about your products, customer service or warranty are either foolish or simply haven't been a consumer in this country for more then 10 seconds.
 
Seeing as I bought my current knives before the warranty change does that mean I can still throw mine ?
Hey Hey it's the internet what did you expect ? Oh crap there's a Moose knocking on the door. :eek:
 
StagLefty said:
Seeing as I bought my current knives before the warranty change does that mean I can still throw mine ?
Hey Hey it's the internet what did you expect ? Oh crap there's a Moose knocking on the door. :eek:
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Absolutley....but first show me where the was a warranty change??????
 
Yep. ;) The warranty has not changed at all. We will still replace knives broken due to throwing. We simply say it is idiotic and would rather not have idiot's business :) And what we didn't mention is we're gonna make fun of you here on the forums when you break a knife from throwing it, even though we're gonna replace it.

So, the new slogan is JUST SAY NO TO THROWING KNIVES. Nancy Reagn would be proud.
 
I have a feeling knife companies would have a lot less warranty claims if they had a "Public Humiliation" clause.

:thumbup: to you Jeff. I don't own any of your gear yet, but I plan on it in the near future!
 
dillon_b12 said:
I have a feeling knife companies would have a lot less warranty claims if they had a "Public Humiliation" clause.

:thumbup: to you Jeff. I don't own any of your gear yet, but I plan on it in the near future!
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Appreciate you being here. Owning our gear is not a prerequisite ;)
 
StagLefty said:
protocol says:
'throw knives first and then get drunk because you broke your knives"
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But to throw knives while sober requires a much higher level of stupidity, I am not too sure that I like the idea of being that stupid. Even on ESEEs warranty page they mention that you shouldn't throw your (non-throwing) knives!!!!! :D

Now all we need is some ESEE throwing knives, then the bored teenagers can have something to throw at trees without the risk of breaking their cutting knives. Maybe a couple of colours and sold in sets of 3 - then they can be used for a bushcraft version of darts. On the warranty page, where it says not to throw the normal knives ESEE could put a link to the throwing knives and say "if you want to throw knives then buy these!".
 
Gadgetaholic said:
But to throw knives while sober requires a much higher level of stupidity,
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You know, you got a point. The only time I ever want to shoot my guns is after a few shots of tequila. What is it about alcohol and guns? Hell, I'm a better shot on Tequila than I am sober!
 
R.A.T. said:
You know, you got a point. The only time I ever want to shoot my guns is after a few shots of tequila. What is it about alcohol and guns? Hell, I'm a better shot on Tequila than I am sober!
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i read something somewhere about sharp shooters, esp with pistol, and that the pros are almost ALWAYS a little shit faced when shooting. no flinching. they're trained to deal. they cannot shoot that well sober.

or so the legend goes. who's going to admit to shooting drunk? it's like doping and steroids. heh.
 
How come i missed this 10 pages of mocking an idiot? Couldnt help myself grinning the entire read....
 
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