The Hossom Knife I got at Blade! (Pic)

Matt,

I love it! Of course you knew that. I couoldn't keep my hands off it at the Blade Show. Jerry's knives are unreal. I'll be jealous of you, Carnifex, Sniperboy and anyone else who got a Hossom at the Show. I'll have to wait till my Black is finished ia few weeks. I'll be in touch for a sheath.
 
This is what I think: We should start the "HOSSOM GANG"!! A bunch of crazy knife wielding misfits who all own one or more of those crazy Hossom knives! Of course, Jerry will be the tribal leader, and Don could be the chief enforcer, while Matt could be the "official Hossom Concealex Shaman" who supplies us with his mind altering sheaths that we can all sniff.
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Gaucho can be the medicine man/butcher, who'll give us an endless supply of leg of lamb so we can all slash, poke and rip to our hearts content. He'll also stitch us up if we miss.
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Sing, sniperboy, e-topia and I will be the foot soldiers, going out to find food and wenches. (Oh yeah! I love looking for wenches!)

Every year, with Jerry's permission of course, we'll head out to his humble abode and practice our warrior arts, help him make his superlative Taiwan blades
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drink gallons upon gallons of beer, and eat all of Gaucho's left over leg of lamb. THEN we'll all go to the nearest strip bar and show off our HUGE knives!

If anyone else is interested in joining our gang, all you need is a Hossom knife and a warped sense of reality...which is probably everyone on this forum.
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Anyone know where the wenches are??
 
you guys better chill with all this stuff about Jerry...I just got off the phone with his wife and hes down at the store getting all new hats that are two sizes bigger...I know for a fact that his brain wont be able to take the pressure for long
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as for the gang...I will be the one in the bushes at 500 yds picking you guys off one at a time.....starting with the big round headed target first!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as long as i dont get lost in the swamp trying to find the place.......hey..how about you guys letting me join??? wattdaya say jerry...I want to be the treasurer.....$50 registration fee...send it to 67420 alahaka st waialua hi and I will send everyone an oversized hat and a membership card.
 
Tom, if I had any brains I'd probably have a real job...

...but fewer great friends, so I guess I'll just lumber on in my own mindless way. Mr. G, you bring the beer, I'll barbeque the ribs and chicken, and we'll all take turns watching the gators chew on that old fool down in the swamp.
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Thanks guys

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Jerry Hossom
www.hossom.com
 
I'll join the Hossom Gang, if I qualify. My sense of reality is warped, but I already have a wench at home (Boy, she'll kill me slowly, if she sees this!).
Ok, MrG brings the beer, I bring the Whiskey. Any brands you guys prefer???
Ofcourse, with Jerry's permission
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Regards
Joshua "Kage" Calvert

"Move like Water, strike like Thunder..."
 
OK, here's the deal. Blade 2001, The Hossom Owners Barbeque, 7PM Saturday night at my house. Bring your knife. My treat. Hula lessons by Tom Mayo.

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Jerry Hossom
www.hossom.com
 
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