The Ht'g Relish Saga Continues

Grant got his relish yesterday and this is his email to me.:D

Duuuude this stuff is Awesome! Its EXACTLY what I've been trying to find in a hot sauce! Just want to make sure Paypal is going to this email address.

Thanks man!
Grant ;)
 
I'm almost out of the smoked relish and the sauce!!! :( I'm still planning to come make some of this stuff!!! :thumbup::thumbup::cool: You've got that smoker workin' ?
 
Deweyknives said:
I'm almost out of the smoked relish and the sauce!!! :( I'm still planning to come make some of this stuff!!! :thumbup::thumbup::cool: You've got that smoker workin' ?
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Yep!!!! Got a new one and I am smoking some Jalapeños as we speak. Lil Bubba;) I should have more peppers coming in next week. Right WadeH?????? I have ordered 10 oz. bottles to put the sauce in too. :D I still have 2 gallons of the peppers frozen to make some non-smoked relish.:eek:
 
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hey IG, I'm going to need a jar of that during the summer. Nothing says BBQ like burning mouths!
 
indian george said:
Thanks Bro;) Let me know when you get the package:cool:.
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Hey IG, I got the package yesterday. Awesome!!! You're the man! That damascus will have to sit and wait for me to improve my skills before I try anything with it. It's awesome. Thanks a million IG, I am super happy.:thumbup:
 
Edro20 said:
Hey IG, I got the package yesterday. Awesome!!! You're the man! That damascus will have to sit and wait for me to improve my skills before I try anything with it. It's awesome. Thanks a million IG, I am super happy.:thumbup:
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No problem Bro:thumbup::D
 
From Oldrifleman
Great Stuff, Next week my tongue may actually be able to taste something
again. Soooo GOOD!
HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
 
Got the relish today. :eek: Thanks much Mr Mean Ol' Buzzard. :thumbup::thumbup: Send me your paypal addy. :)

EDIT: taste-tested some about a hour ago. Finally stopped shaking enough to type just now.

BIG thumbs up, IG! :thumbup: It's plenty hot, but the flavor and smokiness come through and balance really well. You've outdone yourself. :)
 
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James_Terrio said:
Got the relish today. :eek: Thanks much Mr Mean Ol' Buzzard. :thumbup::thumbup: Send me your paypal addy. :)

EDIT: taste-tested some about a hour ago. Finally stopped shaking enough to type just now.

BIG thumbs up, IG! :thumbup: It's plenty hot, but the flavor and smokiness come through and balance really well. You've outdone yourself. :)
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Send to indgeo@juno.com. Glad you like it.:thumbup::D
 
got mine yesterday F****** amazing. plenty of heat without being to much and LOTS! of flavor. thanks IG
 
Yeah, the great thing about IG's sauce is the great flavor along with the heat. Just heat is easier to get and boring.
 
So, I got this e-mail from my wife today, errr or was that yesterday, any check it out.

Subject: trip to Home Depot




I went to the Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented you're definitely going to s**t yourself' road kill chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it, the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off .
Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite habanera peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I was unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my dear wife as 'thunder and lightning'.
Knowing that a time of reckoning HAD to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the Depot, my quest being paint and supplies to refinish the den. Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that the pain hit me. Oh, don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about. I'm referring to that 'Uh, Oh, S**t, gotta go' pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain was different. The habaneros in the chili from the night before were staging a revolt. In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the restrooms which would bring sweet relief, it happened. The peppers fired a warning shot. There I stood, alone in the paint and stain section, suddenly enveloped in an obxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me. Slowly,oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as an red aproned clerk turned the corner and asked if I needed any help.
I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what his reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate.I could've warned that poor clerk, but didn't. I simply watched as he walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all he could do before gathering his senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving his arms about his head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh. .......BIG mistake!!!!!
Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region.. Some were so loud and echoing that I was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun.
Suddenly things were no longer funny. 'It' was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the restrooms, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal as$plosion took place.
Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john,began the inevitable 'Oh my God', floating above the toilet seat because my ass is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of 'Shock and Awe' . He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, 'Sonofab!tch!, did it smell that bad when you ate it?', then quickly left. Once finished and I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said, 'Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem.'
My smirking of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, 'IT'S YOU!', then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly not to return.
Home again without my supplies, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chili, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went to shop at Lowe's. I can't say anymore about that because we are in court over the whole matter. Bastards claim they're going to have to repaint the store.


:eek::barf: :eek: Maybe that's Wa..Wa..Wally's relish in that chili :jerkit:
 
Larry, I went about three minutes not being able to breathe form laughing too hard. Epic story.
 
how about this for a plot. the victim eats some of IG's relish and has 7 days before they crap themselves to deah? or maybe like the south park with the simultanious bowel evacuation where the whole world crapped at once?

jake
 
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strahd71 said:
how about this for a plot. the victim eats some of IG's relish and has 7 days before they crap themselves to deah? or maybe like the south park with the simultanious bowel evacuation where the whole world crapped at once?

jake
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Sounds like a $hitty Story. HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
 
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