The Kershaw sub Christmas Carol

Masteroffajitas · Dec 18, 2008

Good job

SPXTrader · Dec 18, 2008

hmmm...still Needs Work.

Shore08 · Dec 18, 2008

LMAO nice one guys

riffraff · Dec 18, 2008

Finally done? Cool. Man, we butchered that song. So, here, for your
edification, is my only slightly pedantic summation. The numbers following the
lyrics are the number of sylables in each line.

Well, five of them match, anyway.

Code:

+-----------------------------------+---------------------------------+----------+
|Original			     |   Ours                          | Correct  |
|-----------------------------------+---------------------------------+----------|
|On the twelfth day of Christmas    |                                 |          |
|my true love sent to me:           |                                 |          |
|12 Drummers Drumming           5   |   Twelve RAM's in S110V    7    |          |
|Eleven Pipers Piping           7   |   Eleven assorted Blurs,   6    |          |
|Ten Lords a Leaping            5   |   Ten TiZDP Mini Cyclones, 9    |          |
|Nine Ladies Dancing            5   |   Nine Random Leeks,       4    |          |
|Eight Maids a Milking          5   |   Eight Tanto Grooves,     4    |          |
|Seven Swans a Swimming         6   |   Seven Baby Boas,         6    |   x      |
|Six Geese a Laying             5   |   Six Centofantes,         5    |   x      |
|Five Golden Rings              4   |   Five Gold ZT'S,          4    |   x      |
|Four Calling Birds             4   |   Four Purple Leeks,       4    |   x      |
|Three French Hens              3   |   Three Red Scallions,     4    |          |
|Two Turtle Doves               4   |   Two Junkyard Dogs,       4    |   x      |
|and a Partridge in a Pear Tree 8   |   and a Shallot in S110V   9    |          |
+-----------------------------------+---------------------------------+----------+
                                &#9835;                              &#9834;
            &#9835;         &#9834;                     &#9834;
    &#9836;                                                &#9835;                   &#9835;

SPXTrader · Dec 18, 2008

OK, thanks rr! Let's fix it. Take the S out of the "and a Shallot in S110V" and we've got that line right. The rest of you bums that contributed tainted lyrics to this beautiful Christmas song, fix em! Or somebody offer up something better that fits.

No mention of Shun. I'm kinda surprised!

2brothers · Dec 18, 2008

make the first line "and a Shun Elite Santoku" 8

mike

PG5768 · Dec 18, 2008

PG5768 said:
Okay, I'll play.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, THREE Red Scallions, TWO Junkyard Dogs, and a Shallot in S110v.

Make that THREE Scallions.

hunter s thompson · Dec 19, 2008

To fix mine how about 8 Dons a bitchin

Merry Christmas yall

SPXTrader · Dec 19, 2008

hunter s thompson said:
To fix mine how about 8 Dons a bitchin

Merry Christmas yall

No, no. There is only one Don.

Merry Christmas hunter s thompson!

J_Curd · Dec 19, 2008

I think he meant Don's-a-bitchin

hunter s thompson · Dec 19, 2008

Ok how about

8 rainbow Leeks??

Dog of War · Dec 19, 2008

Sheez!

OK ... make it "Nine Leeks a-Random"

SPXTrader · Dec 19, 2008

You gettin all this down, rr?

riffraff · Dec 19, 2008

SPXTrader said:
You gettin all this down, rr?

What? Me? I did the initial analysis, and my line was already syllable-icly correct. The rest is up to you guys.

Here's a hint, though:

:thumbup:

svrider3 · Dec 19, 2008

12 RAMs-a-flippin, ........ Yep, that's five.

Somebody get to fixin this thing. Weez only got six days.