"The" Knife

LOL! Lava Lamp, I have a funny idea. You do great reviews, but you
should do kind of a parody review on this knife. Make it seem like one
of your real ones, but with sarcasm. It'll be hilarious. People who
don't know you better will be super confused. You'll probably make
the makers of this knife rich... OK, well with that said now it's not such
a good idea. LOL!
 
DallasSTB said:
I'll trump your Sniper Special with this most awesome-est knife ever assembled by tiny-handed children for $1.00 a week..


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Is this a MAZE or a knife?
 
Now I'm cringing thinking about how many of these things get sold :p

Whatever floats your boat, I guess...
 
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saw this at a local hardware store and just about died.

that's a 1.5-2" axe blade on the top of that multitool....
 
As sad as it might seem, I kind of want one for jokes. Not sure what I would do with it, but it would be funny to own.
 
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knifezoid said:
Is this a MAZE or a knife?
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I kid you not - I saw this knife in a local mall a few weeks ago while my boys and I were looking at airsoft guns. Here's how the conversation went:

Hey Son, c'mere and look at this. Pretty cool, huh?

What is it?

It's a knife. That would make a pretty great birthday present, don't you think?

Dad, seriously. What is it?

I told you - it's a knife. You can tell because it's sharp on one end.

Dad, quit kidding around. Oooo - is that a Seal Pup? I like that!


I blurred out the brand here, but remember the model vividly. Most God-awful piece of metal I think I've ever seen. Well, PT Barnum was right......
 
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