The Most Hideous Knife?

Will Power

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We all like knives,but not all of them...what get's your vote for the most hideous,unappealing looking knife UGLY CLUMSY!

Mine goes to the Hattori Folding Hound, no doubt it is a quality piece of gear,even a bit exclusive but what a cumbersome eye-sore! Beauty ladies and gentlemen, IS in the eye of the beholder, so what disp:barf: :o leases you?
 
Chris Reeves Sebenza is clearly the ugliest knife in the world and has horrible ergonomics. Why anyone would like this knife is beyond me....



ROFL just kidding, I bet a few sebie fans are already frothing at the mouth. I honeslty have never liked the larger classic switchblades from europe. I know I may be a minority but they always looked silly to me beyond a certain length.
 
too many to choose from IMO.

heck, on any given night those guys selling "knives" on TV have
plenty of contenders.
 
LOL...that knife sucked. All the fantasy knives ever produced get my vote.
 
Chris Reeves Sebenza is clearly the ugliest knife in the world and has horrible ergonomics. Why anyone would like this knife is beyond me....



ROFL just kidding, I bet a few sebie fans are already frothing at the mouth. I honeslty have never liked the larger classic switchblades from europe. I know I may be a minority but they always looked silly to me beyond a certain length.

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Why would SOG do that???!

For a GOOD ugly knife I'd vote for a Mora 2000. I'm going to buy one (if I can find one.)

Scott
 
Tom O'Dell's tv knife show and website have some great contenders for ugly knives. As Tom would say "Yoo won't eever fond a baitter bargin anywhare on this planet or any other!" :eek:

Poor Shawn Leffler still carries scars from accidentally swinging a Katana against a table and sent a piece flying against his abdomen while Tom calmly asks if there is a doctor in the house. :rolleyes:

The fantasy pieces serve absolutely no practical purposes except to make the mall ninjas feel like badasses.
 
Almost all the fantasy knife-like objects, Extrema Ratio, Dorkops, Airkat, and the various iterations of the Tom Brown Tracker.
 
The golf tees and dice are so bad they should be preserved as warnings to future generations. The arm shark however is the Gecko45 of fantasy blades.
It is awful how a company like SOG could think that the "muscleknife" is a good idea?
 
I'll tell you, you can clean all 4 fingers on either hand at the same time in record speed......awesome!
 
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