The Most Hideous Knife?

[a223cat]

I hope TorzJohnson can forgive me but his knife in the Mall Ninja forum is the hands down winner in this thread as well as the Mall Ninja thread!!!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i40/8thRay/sharkknife.jpg

damn it! that was a full can of soda! Great googly moogly!

I want one so I can laugh all the time! OMG!

 

[NickZac]

I need that laugh!! Oh my g....

http://www.frostcutlery.com/productDetail.asp?id=111&pc=23

What's the purpose of this?!?!

That's something I would imagine would be used at an OGBYN?

 

[Esav Benyamin]

For a GOOD ugly knife I'd vote for a Mora 2000. I'm going to buy one (if I can find one.)

Scott

Under "Modern Mora Knives from KJ Eriksson" at http://www.ragweedforge.com/SwedishKnifeCatalog.html

Check with Normark at http://www.mnsi.net/~nbtnoel/ for a Mora 2000 with one of his sheaths -- a lot more secure if you're taking it outdoors.

 

[misque]

Tom Brown Tracker.

Every time I see a Tracker I can't help but shake my head. That is the butt-ugliest knife I've ever seen.


I recant my above statement. I just went to look at the links in this thread and now I need to go shower. Hopefully, I can get the puke stain outta my clothes and won't have mall ninja nightmares tonight. Blecchhh!

 

[enderwiggin]

This thread has some strong contenders.

That thread hurts to look at.

 

[Rat Finkenstein]

Holy crap! my dream knife!

 

[SIFU1A]

a tarani master model kerambit, a stiff, clunky looking thing with a huge ring that sticks up outta your pocket a mile, i hated the thing, wasnt cheap either, only thing i liked about it was they were new and popular then and it sold fast & i got all my $$ back. didnt like the acute angle of the blade to handle either, had to be the funkiest looking thing i've ever had the displeasure of owning.

kerambits just arent for me lol.

 

[Danno4017]

This knife looks ordinary, but the owner is ok
http://www.stygiandarkness.com/images/art_knives2.jpg

 

[Mick R.]

The Ugly Demon knife would be a contender in any ugly knife contest.

 

[james_bond]

Yah I say that Frost Cultery will walk away from this thread with the most "wins"

 

[Bufford]

Most definitely a frost folder I got as a prize years ago for some mail order related to knifemaking supplies or magazine subscription. Ugly cluncker, and a nail buster for opening.

 

[gkruty]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i4...sharkknife.jpg

We need to start a caption contest thread for this one!!!!!!!!!!

 

[4W4K3]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i4...sharkknife.jpg

We need to start a caption contest thread for this one!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I have an idea! How about...

"Sorry, the page you requested was not found"

lol

 

[Gollnick]

Don't forget about this one:

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=452041

And it comes with its own fitted carrying case!

 

[jdm61]

Of the more expensive using knives, Strider takes the cake as far as i am concerned.....flame on!!!!!! lol

 

[Deadhead Archer]

Lots of ugly knives in here: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=382647

Winner is the Frost Cutlery - Sting Razor I:

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Winner is the Frost Cutlery - Sting Razor I

Well, it's got a knife-shaped HANDLE, but is that a fossilized crocodile head stuck on in front?

 

[C. STORR]

Holy crap there are some butt-ugly useless stupid ass knives in this thread. I can see it now - as I'm getting mugged I politely ask the bandit if he could please allow me a moment to strap on my shark...

There's one knife missing from this thread, and it's Cougar's favorite Say'oc? knife....

 

[Mike Robuck]

Super powerful talisman.

Stand back!

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Hey, lookit all the cute little BATS !!